You’ve got to feel for Lily Phillips. After all that time spent hyping up her plan to have sex with 1,000 men in 24 hours, her colleague Bonnie Blue turns up out of nowhere and casually beds 1,057 men in 12 hours, demolishing the world record and making Lily look like an absolute amateur in […]
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Erling Haaland has 44 goals in 42 UCL games, which is absolutely freaking insane. However he may have scored his ridiculous goal yet in the competition last night after somehow managing to get on the end of this ball during Man City’s 5-0 thrashing of Sparta Prague, and putting away a flying backheel wonder goal:
37-year-old Jamie Vardy is the only player still at Leicester from their 2014 Championship win and has really been with the club through it all and seen absolutely everything, so what better way for Leicester to win the Championship again ten years on than by having the man himself smash the ball into the net
Norwegian footballer Ole Sæter has given one of the wildest post-match interviews in recent memory after scoring a 30-yeard screamer against Sandefjord en route to a 2-0 victory for his club Rosenborg. The 28-year-old striker revealed his plans to celebrate by w@nking himself into oblivion for the whole night as he watched highlights of the
A Tara Kirk goal for Peterborough United has sent the internet into meltdown again.
If you’re going to fake an injury, make sure you win the game.
This “ghost goal” cost Bournemouth their Premier League status and they want compensation over it.
‘Keeping Up With The Joneses’ has become ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’.
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Maybe not the best place to go about picking up a woman.
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