Who could it be?
What a legend.
One of the best shows of the 00s is finally back.
That's not so good.
Someone's getting fired for this.
He claimed he knew nothing about his financial affairs and was 'playing football'.
Should have thought that one through mate.
The accusation was made on French television show Touche Pas A Mon last night.
Valencia's gain is Monday Night Football's loss.
Have we missed anyone out?
One of the weirdest combinations of outfits in history.
For the love of the game.
Rumours emerged last night that Vince McMahon was in advanced stages of buying Newcastle United. Could it be true?
These are some of the most bizarre and weird reasons people have been booked or sent off during a football match ever.
Everyone's favourite East End boy is finally coming home.
With the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League set to kick off soon, you're probably struggling to pick your teams - check out...
If you're a young footballer you've got the world at your feet, so why do these two guys feel the need to...
Everyone knows that a bunch of footballers are on twitter and that a bunch of them say a bunch of dumb things...
QPR still haven't won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart's ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week...
The good, the bald and the ugly. Sick Chirpse celebrates the greatest bald footballers in the history of the Premier League.
If you like football and really dumb stupid stuff then this is the video for you.
An in-depth investigation into the lives of some of the worst footballers of the nineties.