You may not have really given it much thought before (certainly not to the point of writing up a top 10 list), but if you’re a football fan chances are you’ve got a shortlist of players you don’t really like that much. Not necessarily because of their football skills, more because you just don’t like the cut of their jib.
After much deliberation, here are the top 10 footballers we would love punch in the face.
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10. John Terry (Chelsea)
Where to begin with old John Terry? Cracking 9/11 jokes the day after 9/11, shagging his teammate’s missus, being a racist clown and rocking a diabolically crap haircut. One punch simply won’t do — this guy needs a flurry of lefts and rights to the face to really drive the point home.