1. Alan Pardew
You know someone’s a major bellend when we’ve left the likes of Jonny Evans off this list to squeeze him in. Not only a face that demands to be introduced to our fists but also a guy with a catalogue of cringe quotes and incidents like when he attempted to headbutt David Meyler last year. Absolute grade-A moron.
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