This Is What The First Ever Text Message Said
Back in 92.
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The Wealdstone Raider Has Returned In Classic Hooligan Fashion
True legends never die.
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Adrian Edmondson Has Apparently Landed A Role In Star Wars Episode VIII
J.J. Abrams was impressed with him and has given him an ‘eccentric part’.
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A Polish Company Is Set To Brew Beer From A Czech Model’s Vaginal Bacteria
Would you drink it?
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Sony Are About To Change The Way You Game With Their New VR Headset
The future of gaming.
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The ‘World’s Fastest Stoner’ Finished Last In An Olympic Marathon Trial
It was the worst qualifying time by a man or a woman since 2000.
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Heavily Pregnant Labour MP Accused Of ‘Bringing Down Womankind’ After Leaving Debate To Eat
A slight exaggeration.
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Chester P Is Doing Everything In His Power To Combat Homelessness In London
This is something we should all get behind.
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Lotto Winners Refused Benefits After Spending All Their Winnings In One Year
That wasn’t very smart.
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‘Making A Murderer’ Is Deeply Flawed, Here’s The CRUCIAL Evidence That Was Left Out…
This will completely change your judgement.
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The Sexy Lingerie Fighting UFC Championship Is Actually Real
Skimpy looking models wearing sexy underwear beating the crap out of each other.
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Labour MP Simon Danczuk Suspended From Party After Sexting A 17 Year Old Girl
Good to know politicians are as sleazy as ever at the end of 2015.
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Guy Proposes To Girlfriend Over Facebook After Getting Stuck At The Airport
This is the way to do it in 2015.
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Russell Crowe Threw A Tantrum At Virgin Airways On Twitter Then Got Completely Owned
It was for one of the dumbest reasons ever as well.
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This Priest Rode His Hover Board During Mass And Got Suspended By Catholic Church
They see me rollin’ they hatin’.
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Mike Tyson Uploaded This Video Of Himself Bailing Hard Off A Hover Board
The latest hover board casualty.
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Football Referee Reduced To Tears After Fans Won’t Stop Cussing His Mum
When a mum joke goes too far.
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ISIS Leader’s Call To Arms Mocked Beautifully By Muslims On Twitter
ISIS – probably the most trolled organisation of 2015.
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9-Year-Old Opens His PS4 Box On Christmas Day To The Worst Surprise Ever
Here’s how you ruin Christmas forever.
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The New Deadpool Trailer Just Dropped And It Looks Awesome
Another great Christmas surprise.
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Kid Loses The Plot After Mum Buys Him The Wrong Video Game For Christmas
To be fair it is pretty annoying.
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Frank Lampard Did His Christmas Shopping In Poundland (PHOTO)
Even earning £3.8 million a year you’ve got to make every penny count.
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Here’s A Supercut Of Wrestlers Getting Kicked In The Balls
Best Christmas present ever.
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Radiohead Just Shared A Brand New Song
Could we ask for anymore this Christmas?
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Here Are 34 Years Of Simpsons Christmas Cards
The story of what would happen to The Simpsons if they actually aged, told through the medium of Christmas cards.
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People Are Trolling David Cameron’s Christmas Message With #YouAintNoChristianBruv
David Cameron just got put in his place big time.
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Here’s A Guide To Which UK Beers Have Fish Guts In Them
Be careful what you’re drinking this Christmas.
