ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi announced a call to arms over the weekend, encouraging Muslims around the world to join the terrorist organisation as they seek to spread their message of hatred into the new year and beyond.
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Except even some backwards ISIS moron should know that these days, Twitter is going to call you out on your stupidity and make some great comedy out of it in the process.
BREAKING: ISIS media channels post new audio message from ISIS leader Abubakr Al Baghdadi: https://t.co/aEsUMqfWBE
— Iyad el-Baghdadi (@iyad_elbaghdadi) December 26, 2015
Arab Spring activist and author Iyad El-Baghdadi translated the self-appointed caliph’s war cry and Tweeted it out to his followers, prompting the ‘excuses’ to come flooding in.
Here are the best of the bunch:
Sorry, I am busy watching Netflix. https://t.co/YyLJ9cQ2nS
— Mohamed Djingo (@TheDjingo) December 26, 2015
Would do, but there's engineering work on the trains around London Bridge. Soz https://t.co/Rx2ucColWo
— Radio Shak (@radio_shak) December 26, 2015
— Salman Anees Soz (@SalmanSoz) December 26, 2015
Are you telling me I should join you rather than witness Leicester City win the league?? Noooo wayyyy! https://t.co/CqtIZBesM9
— Anjum Rauf Meer (@anjum_meer) December 26, 2015
Can't. Brunch with family, then horror film marathon. https://t.co/GqI5LOw9VS
— Mehreen Kasana (@mehreenkasana) December 28, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi I am a little busy with this Legendary Super Mutant Overlord that keeps nagging me in Fallout 4. No can do.
— حسّان منیر (@Go_Nawaz_Go) December 27, 2015
Sorry lads, got a decent Football Manager save going atm https://t.co/nvwNsFoEyu
— Ismail (@IML91) December 26, 2015
Sorry mate, I don't want to risk dying before the next Star Wars comes out. https://t.co/vvnbXmsMfK
— Mohsin (@MohsinArain91) December 27, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi too busy being part of a civilised and functioning society.
— potato head (@ozzypotato) December 27, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi My dad said I have to be home by 8pm. Will we be done by then?
— Safiyya-Maryam Ahmed (@safiyyamaryam) December 27, 2015
ISIS – probably the most trolled organisation of 2015.
Here’s hoping it continues into the new year, and that Japan’s Photoshop wizards don’t let up on them either.