Too much, too young.
Our future king gives literally zero fucks.
The male equivalent of vaginal rejuvenation.
Home to shitty cocaine and watery beer.
He’s even been forced to wear an ‘I’m Not Boris’ T-shirt after non-stop abuse.
Just when I finally thought I'd seen it all.
The Internet strikes again.
Good on granddad, now piss off down the hole you came from.
The reaction has been explosive.
"The DNA tests show... well, well, well."
Interesting results from the UK.
She has also plotted to slice off the fingers of a guard while trying to escape.
Are they delivering in your city?
It's not London.
Did they actually think this was going to work?
Phew, that was close.
What a wanker.
Great news for everyone in London.
This is their most chilling video yet.
You had literally one largely meaningless job and you screwed it up beyond comprehension.
The conclusive proof we've all been waiting for. Kind of.
What's going to happen when the Yanks hear about Greggs?
Looking for a place to live in London? We've got you covered.
Clearly no one told David Cameron that it's way, WAY too early to start Tweeting again.
Hitler's troops invaded wider than we initially thought.
Â£9,000 a year? No thanks.
The shit they come up with makes about as much sense as that weird dream you had when you last fell asleep...