David Luiz Suffers A Terrible Prank
David Luiz suffers an awful prank that makes him think he killed a guy and is going to prison, but he does take it like a little bitch.
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VIDEO: The Athlete Machine – Red Bull Kluge
Simply put the Red Bull Kluge could be described as a machine. A machine that is powered by 11 world champion athletes and requires them all to use their unique talents to keep it running. It’s a pretty action packed video.
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NeverWet: Possibly The Greatest Invention Since The Internet
NeverWet is a brand new product that can cover anything in a superhydrophobic coating that makes anything water or oil-based shoot right off it. It looks pretty groundbreaking.
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VIDEO: Two Dudes Start Boxing Each Other Inside The Airport
Two dudes start beefing with each inside the airport. Swings are thrown and fat mall cops turn up.
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Woman Names Her Newborn Twins Barack Obama And Mitt Romney
The world lost their minds to the Obama vs Romney orgy, but no-one did so more than this woman who named her newborn twins Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. Mindfuck.
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Professional Drag Car Racer’s Car Explodes At Full Speed With Him In It
Drag racing always struck me as being really, really boring, but maybe I should give it another chance because this video of a drag racing car exploding is fvcking killer.
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“I’m F**kin’ Edgar Davids!”
Edgar Davids graces Barnet with his presence and they stick him on the bench. Who do they think they are? He’s fuckin’ Edgar Davids!
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The Ultimate Meanwhile In Russia Video
Those god damn motherfucking Russians. What would we do without them?! Our Sunday hangover would be a lot shitter that’s for sure.
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10 Most Concealable Weapons
Concealable weapons are cool as fvck, everybody knows that. Here’s an old school video showing how to avoid being stabbed in the cock.
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Treehouse People Of Papua New Guinea
The Korowai tribe from Papua New Guinea live their lives in treehouses. 35 metres high. I reckon they’ve got this whole ‘life’ thing down.
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Yeti Excitement – New Footage
Is there not enough wonder in the world that we need to look for more species? FUCK OFF I WANT TO SEE A YETI!
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VIDEO: Tuvan Throat Singing Is Awesome
Before humans got busy with smashing the planet to bits, we used to sit around and sing like these chilly looking chaps.
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Woman Who Drove Over The Pavement Forced To Wear Idiot Sign At Intersection In Cleveland
As far as punishment as a deterrent goes, I think this works way better than a fine or some points on your licence.
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X Factor Loser Frankie Cocozza Releases Awful New Single ‘She’s Got A Motorcycle’
Remember party boy who couldn’t sing Frankie Cocozza from X Factor last year? Well he’s back with a really awful single that’s probably worse than you could ever imagine.
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VIDEO: Bearcup – Football Crossed With UFC
Whoever came up with the idea for this sport is a genius/sadist. It’s basically indoor football but whenever you want to attack players on the other side you’re allowed to, so it’s basically indoor football crossed with UFC. It rules.
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New Zealand PM Says David Beckham Is “Thick As Bat Shit”
New Zealand Prime Minisiter John Key takes some time out of his busy schedule of promoting the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy to have a jibe at God of football, David Beckham.
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Watch This Video And Be Thankful That You Have Two Working Arms
Well I didn’t think I’d be saying to myself ‘thank the lord that I have two working arms!’ at any point this week but it turns out I just did. And you should too.
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VIDEO: Walmart Employees Smash Up iPads In Stock Room
Some chumps thought it would be a cool idea to film themselves smashing up iPads in the Walmart stock room.
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Adventure Time: Cartoon Network On LSD
Looks like the Cartoon Network writing crew have a new member. Her name is Lucy.
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Woah Dude, That Video’s So Trippy
Hopefully with the techniques used in this video you won’t have to resort to mind altering substances to get your trip on, as you can watch this completely sober and still feel like you’ve ingested too much PCP.
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Kart – A Mario/Drive Mashup
The possibility of a Mario Kart/Drive crossover had never crossed my mind, but it’s actually really really funny.
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Shitty Parent Teaches Three Year Old Kid To Call Robin Van Persie A C**T
If you’re an Arsenal fan bitter about RVP’s exit this summer, what’s the best way to get back at him? Probably to teach your three year old son to call him a c**t right? It’s perfect. Take that RVP.
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Milly Cooks Us Some Bagels
Here’s some fresh material from our home girl Milly that sees her cook it up for her special guest DJ, London party promoter and Hip Hop connoisseur: Spin Doctor.
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VIDEO: Dylan Taylor Blows Our Mind With His Unreal Drumming
Dylan Taylor is my new favourite drummer. If you think you can play drums, think again. This kid plays the drums with heart, with passion, and with pure talent.
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Jay Z – “99 Problems But A Mitt Ain’t One”
If you’re having world problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a Mitt ain’t one. Jay-Z rips into Mitt Romney at an election event in Ohio. Brap Brap.
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VIDEO: Fat Whale Almost Drowns
MM NOM NOM NOM FATTY FATTY FATTY, GET IN MY BELLY I’M GONNA EAT YOU ALL UP!
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Chris Rock Explains Why Barack Obama Is A White Guy
Chris Rock has a message for all white voters: vote Obama – he’s a white guy, too.
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A Sick Chirpse Plea To America: Elect Obama Again
As the 2012 Presidential election looms over us, Sick Chirpse gets to the nitty gritty of why Barack deserves another four years in charge.
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Fairy Wish Prince
Our boring, slow, depressed Monday afternoon just perked the fvck up after stumbling across this gem of a video…
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Elevator Trolling With The Intelevator
Here’s a pretty good troll video of some dudes with nothing better to do than troll some lift riders.
