The ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Porn Parody Involves Radioactive Spooge
Of course it does.
Of course it does.
Bit of an overreaction.
“He’s self-absorbed and condescending.”
Donald Trump must’ve loved this.
Can you blame him?
Nothing messes with an old man’s reading time.
Can 50 Cent just buy forgiveness?
Read it and weep Vegas dad.
This shit is straight out of the Bible.
She runs into some trouble.
Eat your dinner before watching this.
This ends like you probably hope it does.
Even worse than a Jehovah’s Witness.
This might as well have taken place in a WWE ring.
Don’t fuck abouuuuut.
Punches speak louder than words.
Good-fucking-night.
People love bald eagle live streams until this happens.
I’d rather check out some rad freestylers.
Classic lower league banter.
Just when you thought they couldn’t get any more terrifying.
No hoodie, lots of beer and a keg stand.