Opening Your Bottle of Wine Manually is So 2011
Eccentric corkscrew invention.
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Russell Brandy-Wandy Throws iPhone Tantrum
Russell Brand in legal spat over iPhone.
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Nanadots Are Taking Over My Life
Nanadots are the best gadgets for grown up children.
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Lego Is Still Amazing
Lego might be old, but it’s enjoying a renaissance as a fun novelty for adults and kids alike.
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Homeland: Can You Really Trust This Ginger?
Critically acclaimed US show ‘Homeland’ has arrived and raises the serious issue of ginger terrorists.
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80’s Film Remakes In The Works (Cos Hollywood’s Out Of Ideas)
Hollywood gets brain ache so the scraping of the barrel begins…
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PREVIEW: Wrestlemania XXVII – Once In a Lifetime!
It’s WWE’s biggest show of the year and quite possibly their biggest show of all time. Although we’re still weeks away, there’s plenty of room for speculation. I run down the card so far and give my predictions!
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Girls Wrestling In Coleslaw
Like motorbikes? Girls? Coleslaw? Yeah, me too. You should definitely check this out.
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Karry Katona Claims She’s Bigger Than Britney Spears
Kerry Katona decides to bore us further.
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Russia Is Really Weird
Putin installed cameras at all of the polling booths in the last election. But he turned them on early and got some 9 eyes style snaps of Russian life.
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Only Fools and Horses Remake Announced
John Leguizamo has been cast as Del Boy in US remake of Only Fools and Horses.
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THE WIRE CHARACTERS AS WIND UP TOYS
The Wire is so well loved that now it even has its own set of wind up toys depicting some of the best characters.
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DO YOU LIKE HOSPITAL FOOD?
Do you like hospital food? Until now this may have been a mere threat, fighting talk if you will. That was before Riga restaurant Hospitalis opened its doors.
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LUCK: A NEW BOARDWALK EMPIRE?
Sky Atlantic’s newest big money TV show hits our screens, and it’s about horses running and men watching them.
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CHICKEN NUGGET SELLS FOR $8,100
A chicken nugget has sold for over $8,000 because it looks like George Washington.
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TWITTER TRENDING: YOU OWE ME HEAD
Twitter’s bringing people together all over the world as they justify their oral sex entitlement.
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ROBOTS ON THE ROAD
Robots can apply for driver’s licenses. Nevada is awesome.
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EGGHEADS-EVIL PERSONIFIED!
TV’s The Eggheads. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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SMACKETOLOGY: A TOURNAMENT TO DETERMINE THE GREATEST CHARACTER FROM “THE WIRE”
Grantland creates its first-ever TV bracket for “The Wire”. Thirty-two characters. Six days. One champion.
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RASPBERRY RIPPLE EFFECT
This pocket-size motherboard is taking the computer world my storm! But why is it so awesome? Find out here…
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DRAGGING YOUR HEELS
Delve into the oddity that is drag with RuPaul’s Drag Race.
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8 OUT OF 10 TWATS…
How the rise of cheaply made television programmes are denting our viewing options.
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THE LOOSE WOMEN CHALLENGE
A television review of Loose Women, an ITV panel show fronted by middle aged celebrities.
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HERMAN INCLUSUS
Herman Inclusus’ images of DOOM.
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CELEBRITY GUILLOTINE – THE FUTURE OF REALITY TV
Think of a celebrity you hate. Now imagine them headless.
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TELEVISUALS: PRAMFACE
Teen pregnancy is no laughing matter? Or is it?
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DO DOLPHINS AND WHALES DESERVE HUMAN RIGHTS?
You might want to cancel your trip to Seaworld.
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SICK CHIRPSE’S GARY MORTON RELEASES FIRST BOOK – CHOP SHOP
Gary Morton – a writer first championed by us here at Sick Chirpse – has just released his first book.
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COOKING WITH POO
Cooking With Poo is up for strangest book title of the year award. I really hope it wins.
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VICE’S PROJECT X PARTY – THIS THURSDAY
Vice are celebrating the release of Project X with ‘the wildest and most spectacular house party ever.’ Sounds wild.
