FRANCESCO SCHETTINO: THE MOST HATED MAN IN ITALY
Captain Schettino (aka The Italian Mr. Bean) gets found out for his unbelievable misconduct and drunken antics.
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LIFE AFTER 2012: REDEMPTION OF THE JOBSEEKER
Jobseekers redeem yourself when searching for work. Warning: this advice will almost definitely result in more afternoons watching Dickinson’s Real Deal.
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NOEL FIELDING – SERIOUSLY?
“Noel Fielding’s Luxury Comedy” looks like a serve of non-sequitur nonsense. No Noel, that’s not a compliment.
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THIS IS WHY TERRORISTS SHOULD BE AFRAID OF MARK WAHLBERG
Mark Wahlberg would have saved United Flight 93 on 9/11. Because he loves to beat up minorities.
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FUCK OFF ITV
ITV have secured the contract to show England and FA Cup games. Everyone I know is stabbing themselves in the eyes in anticipation of this travesty.
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SOMETHING FOR THE FANS
Competition that gives you the opportunity to perform a duet with JLS at the Brit Awards!
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MR BELDING SET TO APPEAR ON RAW
Capeside High comes to the WWE.
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NEVER HIT A COP WITH A STUFFED MONKEY
Preston James Phipps has been jailed for assaulting a police offer with a stuffed monkey in Des Moines, Iowa.
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FRENCH FAST FOOD CREATES STAR WARS BURGERS
To coincide with the release of the Phantom Menace in 3D, QUICK have created two Star Wars burgers.
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CANDID CAMERA WITH SAMIR NASRI
Samir Nasri got filmed arguing with Liverpool fans in his car on the way home from last night’s game.
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WIN TICKETS TO TNA MAXIMUM IMPACT IV
Sting is coming back to the UK for the first time in a decade and we’re offering you the chance to win tickets!
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NICK FROM THE APPRENTICE IS COUNTDOWN’S NEW HOST
Nick Hewer is to take over from Jeff Sterling on Channel 4’s popular prime-time TV game show, Countdown.
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THE ALIEN CATHOUSE: SCI-FI FANTASIES REALISED!!
As the owner of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, Dennis Hof has done quite well for himself. And now he wants to open a second brothel in Nevada, only this one will have a sci-fi theme to it and will be called The Alien Cathouse.
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DRUNK LADY WIPES HER ASS ON $30 MILLION PAINTING
Drunk woman from Colarado tries to wipe her ass and piss all over hugely over priced painting.
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THE BLADE RUNNER SKETCHBOOK: FREE ONLINE!!
Blade Runner Sketchbook has been available online in various bootleg forms for years, but we’ve just become aware of an embeddable version uploaded in October that makes reading this lost gem easier than ever.
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A NEW DRUG THAT COULD CURE EVERYTHING FROM COLDS TO HIV
Our most powerful antibiotics can kill many different kinds of bacterial infections at once, but we’re still searching for a single all-purpose drug that kills viruses. We may have just discovered it.
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THE 20 UNHAPPIEST COMMENTORS OF THE BEST OF 2011 LISTS
To all of those complaining in the comments of any Best of 2011 lists, shut the fvck up.
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KIM JONG-IL WAS SICK AT GOLF
New facts have emerged following the death of Kim Jong-il regarding his prowess at golf.
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RAY HARRYHAUSEN FANTASY SCRAPBOOK ANIMATION COMPETITION
Win an audience with legendary animator Ray Harryhausen.
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BRAP OR CRAP: HOOTERS
Brap or Crap continues its international tour with a trip to an American Institution: Hooters.
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WIN A PAIR OF PALLADIUM BOOTS
Palladium Boots have given us some free boots to give away.
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NEW TUMBLR FIND: RAPPERS DOING NORMAL SHIT
What more could you want to see on your computer screen than rappers doing things that everybody gets up to in their every day lives.
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BRAP OR CRAP: RELISH USA/BIG TASTY BURGER
Brap or Crap goes international with a visit to Relish USA/Big Tasty Burger in Gainesville Florida.
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PERUVIAN WATER MAKES YOU GAY – SAYS PERUVIAN MAYOR
In a year of audacious statements, this could perhaps be the most audacious.
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IMAGE TOOL CATCHES FASHION INDUSTRY PHOTO ALTERATIONS
Want to see what models and celebrities really look like?
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DUB PHIZIX AND SKEPTICAL FEAT STRATEGY – MARKA
I’ve been off the Drum and Bass radar for a while now, but here’s a new one from our boy Strategy and co, going out on Exit Records. Massive.
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I’M SEXY AND I’M HOMELESS
Holy shit balls – this just made my mundane Monday a WHOLE lot better.
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ACTUAL S CLUB 7 REUNION
Despite being pictured looking old and gross earlier this year, rumours that an actual S Club 7 reunion will happen next year are starting to do the rounds.
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SHIT TATTOOS
Rosie Brovent, from a trailer park in Ohio, is seeking…
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TOP TEN MOST SHOPLIFTED ITEMS
Perez Hilton has revealed the top ten shoplifted items in America over the festive period. Can you guess number one?
