Here at Sick Chirpse we’ve got our beady eyes on the Olympic Games, but our brains are in neutral. We’re not too arsed about them. The benefit of a global event though, is that everyone has their beady eyes on it too, everything is documented. And thanks to this world wide wonderful web we all get to see through everyone else’s beady eyes at the drop of a click. Here are some piccies from Londoners that I nabbed from this pretty decent blog.
An Olympic car wash? Yes please, I bet they are awesome:
This was spotted in Hackney Wick, a stone’s throw from the big ass developments, but it only existed for about 24 hours before the Olympic white wash Nazis descended.
Vampyres hey? They get everwhere don’t they these days. Bloody True Blood. They can not be trusted. End of story. They drink blood for fucks sake. Olympic Vampires or otherwise.
Some mad kamikaze graffer managed to sneak a little raised middle finger amongst the banality, somehow avoiding their lazer guns and night vision.
Good luck visitors to London, this is what you are going to have to contend with. Nothing but confusion and contradiction I’m afraid.