This Man Attacked His Girlfriend With A Can Of Corned Beef Because He Couldn’t Open It
The struggle is real.
Dreams can come true.
Not so extraordinary after all.
‘Sexy Burka’ is not acceptable.
The most backhanded compliment going.
Can’t beat the smell of a freshly unpackaged laptop.
Passive aggressive levels = 1000.
Anyone for Gary on toast?
Keepin’ it in the family.
Save it for the bedroom love.
“Underboob is my ting.”
Coffee, cocaine and cigarettes.
“I will use my body as click bait.”
Well she was a Playboy model.
Not the results she was looking for.
Hello liver disease.