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Bryan Cranston’s Virginity Story Will Make You Feel Better About Your First Time

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So Heisenberg.

Autobiographies are a great source of knowledge as you often end up learning a whole shit tonne of stuff about whoever you’re reading about.

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Bryan Cranston has decided to give away perhaps more than he needed to, by deciding that losing his virginity was a big enough part of his life to share with the entire world. And it turns out that it was probably even less glamorous than when you popped your cherry. Cranston was in fact on a lad’s holiday in Amsterdam when he became a man after shagging one of those prostitutes you seen in those horrible red rooms at the side of the street.

Here’s what he had to say about the experience:

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In the room, she indicated I should take off my clothes. This was happening.

There’d been no fireworks. No tenderness. No talking. We never exchanged names. I’d had no idea what I was doing.

It was just this stranger and me at the particular moment in time. As uncomplicated as it should be.

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Jesus. That sounds bleak doesn’t it? What the hell was the matter with taking a girl to prom and fumbling around in the backseat of your father’s new car Bryan? At least that has a bit of romance to it.

For more depressing stories about virginity, check this one out about a girl who lost her virginity to a woman who was pretending to be a man. Headfuck.


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