The police are on the lookout for a woman who was pictured having sex with a dinosaur model at a kid’s seaside park resort. Who the fuck does that?
The image has been described as an “all time low” and shows the woman naked from the waist down, straddling the model. It’s of a baby T-Rex in an egg as part of the park’s Dino trail in Devon. This comes after the model was damaged by vandals this month – what did they do, rip off the head and replace it with a Rampant Rabbit?
I just don’t understand how you could get that horny, to actually want to drop what you’re doing and start humping a baby dinosaur’s head. It’s baffling.
The organiser of the Dino Trail, John Thorogood, said:
I saw the image on social media and was completely disgusted by it.
Whilst we have had some deliberate damage to the dinosaurs in past weeks, this episode brings things to an all time low as far as these important and very popular assets to our town are concerned.
I hope the police are successful in tracing this woman and dealing robustly with it.
Yeah, I mean I would say that the police probably have more important matters to deal with, but I hardly reckon there’s a rising gang problem over in Devon. So come on constables, get on the case and find this uber-horny bitch.
Maybe she should head to Reading or Leeds festival – heard there’s some serious dogging marathons going on there.