Horrifying Discovery Finds That The New £5 Notes Aren’t Suitable For Vegetarians
Talk about blood money.
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Bernie Sanders Was Scared To Meet Killer Mike Because He Thought He Was A Real Killer
These two need a reality TV show.
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Man Attempts Armed Robbery At Chipotle; Only Gets Away With A Burrito
Not really much of a haul.
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Princess Beatrice Just Sliced Up Ed Sheeran’s Face With A Sword (PHOTO)
You couldn’t make it up.
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Costa Coffee Called This Lady ‘Fatty Fat’ After She Ordered A Coffee With Full Fat Milk
All they wanted was a full fat coffee.
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This Super Anxious Goat Only Calms Down When Wearing An Animal Costume
“As soon as I put it on her, she just instantly got calm.”
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It Looks Like Tyga’s About To Lose His Meal Ticket, Kylie Jenner
She’s found herself a new toy.
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This Dude With No Arms Can’t Get A Home Because He’s Unable Give Fingerprints
Some people just can’t catch a break.
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Tila Tequila’s Just Had Her Twitter Account Suspended For Posting This Nazi-Themed Photo
Social media 101: don’t do this.
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Pudsey Bear Just Got Pictured With A Young Girl ‘While Showing His Penis’ (PHOTO)
I didn’t realise fictional bears had penises.
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Kylie Jenner Just Took Her Bid To Out-Slut Her Sisters To The Next Level
Kylie Jenner just broke Instagram again.
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Woman Sues Zara After Being Sold This Disgusting Dead Mouse Dress
It wasn’t the material that was squeaking.
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Man Who Beat Up His Wife Sues Casino For Serving Him 15 Double Whiskies
Deflecting the blame.
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Donald Trump’s Daughter Tiffany Just Became The Latest Hit On Pornhub
Her dad must be so proud.
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Ad Hack Have Replaced London Underground Adverts With Guerrilla Protest Advertisements
It’s brandalism not vandalism
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Gigi Hadid Helps The Nation Forget About The Election By Posing Naked On A Horse
Doing her bit for the country.
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Artist Completely Nails World Map Shown Through The Eyes Of Donald Trump
He hit the nail on the head.
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Mulled Wine Scented Bog Roll Is The Rank New Festive Creation From Tesco
Even your toilet breaks can be festive.
