Meet The Deaf DJ
So there’s this Dude called Robbie Wilde, and he is a professional DJ despite being completely deaf. What a complete sicko. Read his story here.
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Waxxx & Sick Chirpse Are Throwing A Party TONIGHT
Don’t worry if you can;t get out to snowy Horizon Festival in a month because tonight we’re taking over Room 2 at the Liverpool Launch Party and we’re gonna shake the place so hard the the ceiling will start disintegrating and sprinkling down like the snowflakes over Bankso.
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The NME’s Awards Bash Was About As Alternative As A Cabbage
According to a depressing turn of events earlier this week, the best live band in the country has a collective age of 245. It gets worse.
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Literally The Worst Rap Video Of All Time. No, Really
The top comment on Youtube for this video simply states: “Probably the worst thing on the internet”. I couldn’t agree more.
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Jumping On The Blandwagon
Staggering mediocrity is the new rock n’ roll and pop music is in big trouble. Sick Chirpse points fingers at the guilty culprits.
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American Psycho Musical Is Coming To London
You’ve seen him wielding an axe, you’ve seen him feed a stray cat into an ATM, now watch him get his jazz hands covered in blood. American Psycho – The Musical come to London.
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Take An Acoustic Breather From Our Electronic Thunderstorm With Martyn Stone
We’re caught up in an electronic thunderstorm of 2-step and MDMA right now, so we welcomed the rope that Martyn Stone threw us to haul us out for a breather.
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New Music For Thursday: ViLLΛGE
This kid from Romania is churning out some of the deepest, most soulful electronic music we’ve ever heard. Imagine a jellyfish playing some really bassy, distorted steel drums. Or ignore our terrible description and just listen for yourself.
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Vin Diesel Sings Stay By Rihanna
One of Hollywood’s hardest men – Vin Diesel – puts his masculinity on the line with a bizarre rendition of Rihanna’s Stay.
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Kill The Noise – Disturbing Plasticine Violence
I don’t think I’ve been disturbed by plasticine before?…… This video craftily mixes Morph and Cannibal Corpse, to brutal effect.
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New Music For Thursday: Polkadot
With Future Garage on the rise I look at key artist Polkadot, and why he is a producer to watch this year.
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Black Flag New Album And Reunion – Why?
Another band has reunited for a series of gigs and even a new album. However this time there are two incarnations of Black Flag reforming, but why? No Henry Rollins in sight either.
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Four Reasons Why Henry Rollins Is Still Awesome
The man born Henry Lawrence Garfield Turns 51 today. Sick Chirpse tips its hat in salute to the real-life Man Of Steel.
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Snoop Lion Wants To Teach Kids How To Smoke Weed
Snoop Lion reveals plans to educate children in the awesomeness of smoking weed.
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If You Were Looking Forward To The New Foals Album, Sorry
Yeah, we all love Math-rock. But have poster boys, Foals got their act together for new album, Holy Fire, or has it all gone a bit Pete Tong? We reckon the latter.
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Jurassic Park Meets Metal
Metalhead dude absolutely shreds on an entertaining new take of the classic John Williams’ Jurassic Park score.
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Are These Soldiers In Syria Dancing To Usher’s “Yeah”?
Machine gun-wielding soldiers in Syria take a break from blowing each other up to bust a few moves to Usher’s “Yeah”.
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Don’t Do The Harlem Shake – Baauer’s Trap Hit Is The First YouTube Meme Of 2013
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to remember Harlem Shake and Baauer, and the days when it was cool. Before it got turned into a YouTube meme and got completely destroyed.
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Farewell To Music Legend/Crop Circle Enthusiast/Sweary Person Reg Presley
Sick Chirpse flies its flag at half mast as it pays homage to Troggs singer Reg Presley, who was great at writing catchy songs, investigating UFOs, and swearing at his bandmates.
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Lil’ Kim Transforms From Black To Asian With Shocking Plastic Surgery
Is Lil’ Kim the new Michael Jackson? By that I mean has she gone and completely ruined her face with excessive plastic surgery? It would appear so.
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Polish Rapper Has Eyes Tattooed And Facial Scarification
The title says it all. If you want to see a man have his eyes tattooed and then have his face cut open voluntarily you are in the right district.
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Hanson Singing MMMBop Now Sounds Better Than Hanson Singing MMMBop In The 90’s
MMMBop was one of the biggest hits of the 90’s but Hanson seemingly disappeared without a trace after that megahit. Turns out they’re still around making music though, and their current version of MMMBop is even better than the original.
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Metallica’s ‘Nothing Else Matters’ Transposed To A Major Key
I’m no Metallica fan, but if you like them or not you probs know this tune. Some geek has transposed the track from sad to happy and now it sounds well weird.
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Dude Absolutely Kills It With Cover Of R. Kelly – Ignition
If you’d have told me some average white dude was going to kill it with a cover of R. Kelly – Ignition I would have said ‘YEAH RIGHT’. Well it turns out he did kill it, and in a good way.
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Justin Bieber Gropes A Belieber At A Meet And Greet
Justin Bieber has hit 18 and he’s turned from a cute little kid into a horny asshole like every other guy out there.
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Chris Brown And Frank Ocean Have A Fight Over A Parking Space
Late last night in LA Frank Ocean and Chris Brown were trying to get in the same parking space, and it allegedly spiralled out of control into a full fledged brawl between both guys and their entourages! OMG!
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VIDEO: Balinese Musicians Absolutely Owning It
I can’t play the gamelan, I hadn’t even heard of it until today. These Balinese Lords, however, know exactly what to do with it and it sounds mental.
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Dial-Up Sound Slowed Down By 700% – It’ll Give You Nightmares
Well, on top of the nightmares you already have to deal with from years of torture from your old dial-up connection. This is seriously haunting.
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Lupe Fiasco Kicked Off Stage at Obama’s Inaugaration
Rapper Lupe Fiasco kicked off stage for lyrics critising American President Barack Obama at his inaugaration concert.
