The New Black Flag Song Is Horrible Beyond Words
A lot has happened in the last 24 hours. Jeff…
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Jeff Hanneman RIP
The legendary Slayer guitarist has passed away aged 49. Sick Chirpse raises its glass to an amazing talent.
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Man With The World’s Largest Penis Releases His First Music Single
Jonah Falcon, the man with the world’s largest penis, has released a catchy pop song commemorating his legendary 13.5 inch wang.
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Remember Walt From Lost? Well Now He’s All Grown Up And In Some Kind Of Pop Duo That Writes Politically Charged Pop Songs
Why the hell did Walt never re-emerge on Lost? Well it turns out he was rapping with his buddy in a new pop band called MKTO that writes politically charged pop songs. Seriously.
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Here’s A Cover Of The Game Of Thrones’ Theme Song Played On Tower Bells
In Madison, Wisconsin, Lyle Anderson covered the theme song from Game Of Thrones on tower bells. I can only imagine how epic it must have been for passersby or some guy taking his dog out for a morning walk.
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CHIRPSES | INTERVIEWS | MUSIC
We Met Up With Waze & Odyssey, Grabbed Some Burgers And Talked About House Music
As Gottwood festival draws nearer, we introduced Waze & Odyssey to Manchester’s Almost Famous burgers and had a chat about their fake back story, playing the Boiler Room, WAV vs. vinyl, their new EP and, of course, Gottwood.
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Jedward’s New Video Is The Most Unintentionally Hilarious Video Ever Thanks To Terrible Greenscreening And Laughable Dance Moves
I had completely forgotten about Jedward and their ‘wacky pop’ but thankfully I somehow saw they had released a new music video. And it could be one of the worst music videos in history. That’s before we even get started on the song.
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Harlem Bake – Man Falls Into Fire Doing The Harlem Shake; Could Have Potentially Burned To Death, Luckily He Didn’t
When is a Harlem Shake video worth posting these days? When it goes spectacularly wrong – like this.
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JLS Announce They Are Splitting Up; Fans Predictably Go Into Meltdown While Other Twitter Users Totally Abuse Them
One of the best activities you can do when a dumb band like JLS splits up is look at Twitter/Facebook for all the dumb reaction from people. Some of this stuff really is gold.
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Composer John Ewbank Has Composed A Song To Celebrate The Dutch Royal Ascension – Is This The Worst Song Ever?
A Dutch composer has decided to mark the accession of a new monarch by composing the worst piece of music in any language, ever. Which is nice.
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PHOTOS: Heavy Metal In Botswana
Love it or hate it, metal has seeped it’s filthy tendrils into every sticky corner of the globe, even the most unexpected of crevices: Botswana.
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Music Review: Anacondas – Sub Contra Blues
Anacondas are Brighton-based ‘slunge’ band who have a member in the Sick Chirpse family. Here’s a review of their debut album, Sub Contra Blues.
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We’ve Heard The New Daft Punk Single (Because Some Dutch Radio Station Played It)
Holland’s very own 3FM had a world exclusive earlier this week when it dropped what it appears to be the new Daft Punk track, Get Lucky. If it’s the real deal, then we love it.
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Justin Bieber Thinks Anne Frank Should Have Been A Belieber
For those looking for definitive proof that Justin Bieber is an assclown, we might just have found what you’re looking for.
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Daft Punk Album Trailer Premiers At Coachella
Daft Punk premiered an album teaser at Coachella yesterday and predictably it’s an absolute banger and everyone is going crazy over it.
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Meet 12-Year-Old Stalker Of Rappers — Nathan Schwartz
How did you spend your days as a 12-year-old? Schoolboy Nathan Schwartz hangs out with rappers all day, and here’s his proof.
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Gnarwolves Interview
Sick Chirpse catch up with Brighton punk rock outfit Gnarwolves to talk music, skateboarding, tattoos and more.
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Ray J Taunts Kanye West & Kim Kardashian With Song ‘I Hit It First’
R&B singer and grown man Ray J releases a new track reminding Kanye West & Kim K that he ‘hit it first’.
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Daft Punk Will Host Their Album Launch At An Australian Farming Festival (Yes You Read That Correctly)
Hangers-on, hipsters, supermodels and overpaid DJs have all had their chips pissed on as our favourite Frenchies announce an album launch in one of the most obscure places imaginable.
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New Queens Of The Stone Age Track Premieres
Queens of the Stone Age premiere new track ‘My God Is The Sun’ ahead of new album ‘…Like Clockwork’. Come and have a listen. Get excited.
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One Direction Fans Attempt To Understand Harry Styles’ Tweet About Margaret Thatcher’s Death
You would probably assume that One Direction fans – or Directioners – are stupid, uneducated and uncultured but this really proves it.
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Funky Korea Is Best Korea
Turns out that you can rectify any grave situation by playing some funk music over the top.
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Rakia, The Serbian National Drink
One night in Belgrade we met a man loading bottles of Serbian moonshine into the boot of someone’s car. His name was Goran and he taught us about rakia and let us drink some of his stuff.
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What The Hell Is EDM Anyway?
What is this acronym? Is it stupid? Why has it got various different artists in the dance music world acting like bitchy teenagers?
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What Happens When A Piano Lives On The Streets Of NYC Alone?
A journalist captures the story of one piano left alone on the cold streets of New York City.
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Robin Thicke & Pharrell Make A NSFW Music Video
The award for the most NSFW music video of 2013 so far goes to “Blurred Linesâ€, by the fun times trio of Robin Thicke, Pharrell and T.I.
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The Redtube Album
My housemate decided to make a whole album from sampling smut movies.
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Harlem Shake Vs Gangnam Style
Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style are probably two of the worst things to ever happen to the internet, but which is ACTUALLY the worst statistically? This infographic uses twitter data to try and figure it out.
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EXCLUSIVE: Applebottom – Let You (Blonde Remix)
Blonde exploded onto the house scene with their last track, and now they’ve entrusted us with the job of opening the taps slowly with their newest banger. Hear it exclusively from us for 24 hours before the rest of the world gets it.
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Justin Bieber Spat On His Neighbour; Neighbour Files Assault Charges
After his recent UK tour it’s pretty clear that Justin Bieber is turning into a snot nosed brat in his late teens, but the dispute he’s been having with his neighbour anf his actions during it might surprise a few people.
