NEYMAR: 100 GOALS
To celebrate Neymar scoring 100 goals, here’s a video somebody made of his best goals.
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JASON ROBERTS ON JOHN TERRY
Sick Chirpse caught up with Jason Roberts, asking him to explain his recent opinions on former England captain John Terry.
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WEST HAM SIGN ILLITERATE HOMOPHOBE MANC
Big Sam dips into the transfer market again for another inspired signing.
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BEST NEW TUMBLR FIND: SAD GOALKEEPERS
Is there anything better than a tumblr of goalkeepers looking really sad that they’ve let goals in AGAIN?
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SANDRO WILL FUCK YOU UP
Sandro has some lairy fighting tekkers up his sleeve. BOSH! KAPOW! WOOF!
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CAT INVADES PITCH IN LIVERPOOL V SPURS MATCH
A new kind of pitch invader.
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MARIO BALOTELLI: MASTER MAGICIAN
Mario Balotelli turns to magic to help him through his suspension.
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SICK SCORPION KICK
A First Division Bolivian footballer scores an absolute peach of a scorpion kick.
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KEVIN-PRINCE BOATENG INJURED FROM “TOO MUCH SEX”
Professional footballers have it tough.
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JOHN TERRY GETS STRIPPED OF CAPTAINCY AGAIN!
Jason Roberts says some strange stuff on Twitter, JT is stripped of England captaincy by the FA. You do the math.
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DI CANIO IS STILL MENTAL
Paulo Di Canio: mental footballer, mental manager.
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Jim White Racism Deadline Day Fail
Is Jim White a racist? Or just overexcited?
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FAN HANDCUFFS HIMSELF TO THE GOALPOST DURING EVERTON VS MAN CITY MATCH
A fan has handcuffed himself to the goalpost during the Everton VS Man City match.
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NORWEGIAN BUBBLE FOOTBALL
A Nowegian TV programme called Golden Goal has come up with a genius new way to improve the beautiful game… Bubble Football.
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JACK WILSHERE IS A DOUCHE
Need any more proof that Jack Wilshere is a douche? If so then check out this video of him singing to Usher.
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Who Really Is the Most Ugly Footballer?
The Big, The Bad and The Butterz. Sick Chirpse takes a cheeky little look at the horrible boat races attempting to ruin the name of the beautiful game.
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HARRY’S PLAYING DUMB
Harry’s an idiot
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HESKEY TIME
Somebody made a rap about Emile Heskey and put it to a montage of some of his best bits from a game of FIFA. It’s Heskey time!
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PLAY AGAINST SICK CHIRPSE IN THE FA CUP
Join our Bodugi.com league to try and beat Sick Chirpse’s FA Cup predictions and win a cash prize
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SCHALKE FANS LOVE RAUL
Schalke fans love Raul so much they recorded a song about it
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WARNOCK: ‘TWITTER INVENTOR TEVEZ GOT ME THE SACK’
Neil Warnock has taken his dismissal from QPR lying down. Naaaat. Lets play the blame game.
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BANNED REF PULLS A FAST ONE
A banned referee, Luchezar Yonov, pretends to be an eligible ref (called Raicho Raichev), fools everyone and actually refs a friendly between Werder Bremen and AZ Alkmaar.
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SHUNSUKE NAKAMURA KICKS FOOTBALL ONTO MOVING BUS
This is a pretty incredible video.
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HENRY ABUSES FAN, THEN APOLOGISES
Thierry Henry has swallowed his pride and apologised for swearing at a fan after Arsenal’s defeat to Swansea.
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FUCK OFF ITV
ITV have secured the contract to show England and FA Cup games. Everyone I know is stabbing themselves in the eyes in anticipation of this travesty.
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LINVOY PRIMUS IS TEN PIN KING
Linvoy Primus could have been a pro bowler. Check it out
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BALOTELLI WALKS INTO MANCHESTER LIBRARY AND OFFERS TO PAY ALL OVERDUE BOOK FEES
Bad man Balotelli strike again.
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2011/12 – THE FOOTBALL SEASON IN REVIEW SO FAR…
2011/12 Football Review – Blue Moons, Sepp’s solutions and some very silly boys…
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DJ BALOTELLI
Mario Balotelli could be topping the charts soon as Tim Westwood is giving him DJ lessons
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CRAZY CANTONA
Eric Cantona is mental. He’s also been seen on the new reportedly running for the French presidency.
