GERARDO MASINI – BEST RABONA GOAL YET?
Gerardo Masini scores a completely sick rabona goal. Way better than Matias Urbano’s.
FOOTBALL
HANG ON A MO — THESE TASCHES ARE TREMENDOUS
Seeing as it’s Movember, Sick Chirpse reckons it’s an apt time to pay tribute to the top five best mousers the beautiful game has ever seen.
MARIO BALOTELLI GOES TO WWE EVENT WEARING MARIO BALOTELLI SHIRT
Mario Balotelli just gets better and better.
RYUJIRO UEDA: NEW LONGEST HEADED GOAL EVER!
Only a couple of month’s after Jone Samuelsen’s spectacular long range header, Ryujiro Ueda has managed to eclipse it.
ABERDEEN VS RANGERS
Once billed as the fiercest fixture in Scotland has the Aberdeen vs Rangers encounter finally lost its edge?
ROMANIAN FOOTBALL MATCH CALLED OFF AFTER FAN PUNCHES PLAYER
In a high tempered match between Petrolul Ploiesti and Steaua Bucharest, a fan whacks a player and a keeper is hit with a firework.
STUART ‘PSYCHO’ PEARCE TAKES CHARGE OF TEAM GB, NO HOPE FOR ANYONE UP NORTH?
As Stuart ‘Psycho’ Pearce has been named as the new Team GB football manager, does that mean anyone up north faces less chance of being picked?
MARCELLO MATRONE – CRAZIEST GOAL CELEBRATIONS EVER
Marcello Matrone is revolutionising the art of the goal celebration.
PETR CECH PLAYS THE DRUMS
Not being content playing in between the sticks, Petr Cech has now picked up a pair and drummed with the Czech Republic’s most popular bands Eddie Stoilow.
IS CARLOS TEVEZ THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL FOOTBALLER OF THE MODERN DAY ERA?
Gascoigne, Best, Collymore? Forget them all. Tevez is the king of trouble.
GOAL OF THE SEASON CONTENDER
Eren Derdiyok sets himself up for a bicycle kick and scores it in style.
REFEREE SLIDE TACKLES SERGIO CANALES
One of the highlights of Valencia’s match at the weekend was the referee performing a desperate slide tackle on attacker Sergio Canales.
THE MISS OF THE MILLENNIUM
Fernando Torres’ miss on Sunday is already being called the miss of the millennium. But was it actually? We check out a couple more…..
PENALTY SHOOT OUTS – DO WE NEED THEM?
Penalty shoot outs are exciting for a neutral observer, but are they the right way to settle an evenly contested contest?
JOE COLE IS STILL A SICKHEAD – AT FOOTBALL AND KARAOKE
Joe Cole has still got the skills to pay the bills – on the pitch and on the stage.
THE PANENKA PENALTY – RECENT MISSES
Last week I showed you the top 10 Panenka penalties. Now here’s some of the worst.
The Panenka Penalty – Top 10
I never knew it was called a Panenka Penalty. The ones where you chip it in and look really cool.
FRIDAY FRIGHT NIGHT
Friday fright nights are coming to a stadium near you soon so be afraid, very afraid.
Worst Penalty Ever
The worst penalty ever….Surprisingly it’s not one of John Terry’s or David Beckham’s.
THE AMUSING TRANSFER WINDOW
If the transfer window was to be scrapped in favour of return to the old system we wouldn’t have been able to watch on from afar as Wenger scrapped around looking for ways to save his season.
Matias Urbano Is A Sickhead
Ever seen a guy score a robana? What about two robanas in six days? Meet Matias Urbano. (What’s a robana?)
MARIO BALOTELLI CAUGHT ON THE BENCH WITH IPAD
Mario Balotelli sure knows how to demonstrate his commitment to the team….
DOES WAYNE ROONEY HAVE GOD LIKE POWERS?
In the eyes of Manchester United fans Wayne Rooney has god like powers. To the Old Trafford faithful the striker can do no wrong – in fact they probably believe he can walk on water.
PHILIPPE SENDEROS ON JOEY BARTON
Philippe Senderos reveals a little too much when questioned about Joey Barton…..
BLACKBURN ROVERS STAR IN VENKY’S CHICKEN ADVERT
Just when things couldn’t get any stupider down at Ewood Park, Venky’s make the entire Blackburn Rovers squad star in an advert for chicken wings.
GOKHAN INLER SIGNS FOR NAPOLI – IN A LION MASK
What better way to announce yourself to the fans at your new club then to show up to the press conference wearing a lion mask?
NIKE: BEFORE AND AFTER RONALDO
Nike have put together this dope video showing us the impact that Ronaldo has had on the game of Football. Nike always make super sick adverts, this one not failing to produce goose-pimples, just like the rest.
DAVID BECKHAM RIPS OFF GEORGE COSTANZA
David Beckham was inspired by George Costanza from Seinfeld in regards to naming his new daughter. No joke. We prove it.
