CANDID CAMERA WITH SAMIR NASRI
Samir Nasri got filmed arguing with Liverpool fans in his car on the way home from last night’s game.
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RYAN BABEL GOES TO ASDA
Ryan Babel returned to Liverpool over the Xmas break and immediately went shopping in Asda.
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JOEY BARTON PICKS UP WHERE HE LEFT OFF LAST YEAR
Joey Barton’s at it again, proving his life has more weekly drama than Eastenders and Coronation Street put together.
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ARJEN ROBBEN – WORST DIVE EVER
Arjen Robben tops himself with the worst dive of his – or anyone else’s – career.
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Best Own Goal Ever
I know we’ve said this before but this is completely outrageous. You need to see it!
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Nicklas Bendtner Drunkenly Begs For Free Pizza
‘Please man, I just want a meat feast pizza. Don’t you know who I am? I could buy this whole pizzeria!’
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MANCHESTER CITY’S CHRISTMAS PARTY
Where’s Wally? At Manchester City’s Christmas party.
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RAPID VIENNA FREE KICKS
Rapid Vienna are making their name this season with a bunch of awesome set plays right off the training ground.
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BRUNO MEZENGA: INSANE BACKHEELED VOLLEY
Bruno Mezenga is a Brazilian playing for Red Star Belgrade and this goal is completely insane.
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RIQUELME FALLS ON HIS ASS AND COVERS IT UP
Juan Roman Riquelme – amazing footballer past his prime – falls on his ass and tries desperately to hide the fact.
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RYAN BABEL VS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Ryan Babel gets in a fight with Spongebob Squarepants at a children’s party.
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TOP 3 RUSSIAN OWN GOALS IN HISTORY
After Vassili Berezoutski’s effort on Wednesday shot into the top three, we show you the official top three Russian own goals in history.
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TIZIANO CRUDELI – CRAZY ITALIAN COMMENTATOR
Tiziano Crudeli could be the best/most insane football commentator ever.
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ARE HEARTS WORTH £50 MILLION
Vladimir Romanov reckons Hearts is worth around £50 million. We’re a bit baffled to where he plucked that fairytale figure from.
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TOP 10 GOALS OF THE YEAR ANNOUNCED
The ten best goals of the year nominated for the Ferenc Puskas award have been announced by FIFA.
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BEST NEW TUMBLR FIND – SEPP BLATTER WITH BLACK PEOPLE
After Sepp Blatter’s laughably inappropriate comments on Wednesday comes proof that he is a racist.
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LUIS FIGO STARS IN HEAD AND SHOULDERS ADVERT
Luis Figo is the latest in a long line of footballers to star in stupid adverts.
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TICKETLESS IRISHMAN BLAGS IT ONTO ESTONIAN BENCH
Conor Cunningham somehow managed to blag himself a seat on Estonia’s bench for Ireland’s famous 4-0 victory in Tallinn.
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MAGPIES TO RENAME ST JAMES’ PARK ‘SPORTS DIRECT ARENA’
Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley has never been a figure afraid to court controversy. But has the larger than life businessman scored the biggest own goal of his career to date?
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NEYMAR JOINS REAL MADRID
Neymar has signed for Real Madrid.
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LIONEL MESSI’S 202 GOALS FOR BARCELONA
Lionel Messi is a sickhead and this video shows you all 202 of his goals for Barcelona.
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VIRGIL VRIES – OUTRAGEOUS GOALKEEPING FAIL
This is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen a goalkeeper do. Ever.
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GERARDO MASINI – BEST RABONA GOAL YET?
Gerardo Masini scores a completely sick rabona goal. Way better than Matias Urbano’s.
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HANG ON A MO — THESE TASCHES ARE TREMENDOUS
Seeing as it’s Movember, Sick Chirpse reckons it’s an apt time to pay tribute to the top five best mousers the beautiful game has ever seen.
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MARIO BALOTELLI GOES TO WWE EVENT WEARING MARIO BALOTELLI SHIRT
Mario Balotelli just gets better and better.
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RYUJIRO UEDA: NEW LONGEST HEADED GOAL EVER!
Only a couple of month’s after Jone Samuelsen’s spectacular long range header, Ryujiro Ueda has managed to eclipse it.
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ABERDEEN VS RANGERS
Once billed as the fiercest fixture in Scotland has the Aberdeen vs Rangers encounter finally lost its edge?
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ROMANIAN FOOTBALL MATCH CALLED OFF AFTER FAN PUNCHES PLAYER
In a high tempered match between Petrolul Ploiesti and Steaua Bucharest, a fan whacks a player and a keeper is hit with a firework.
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STUART ‘PSYCHO’ PEARCE TAKES CHARGE OF TEAM GB, NO HOPE FOR ANYONE UP NORTH?
As Stuart ‘Psycho’ Pearce has been named as the new Team GB football manager, does that mean anyone up north faces less chance of being picked?
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MARCELLO MATRONE – CRAZIEST GOAL CELEBRATIONS EVER
Marcello Matrone is revolutionising the art of the goal celebration.
