Brazilian Footballer Beheaded – Head Left On Family’s Doorstep
In a seemingly unmotivated attack, a Brazilian footballer has been decapitated and his head left at his family’s door. His body is yet to be found.
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Sam Allardyce Laughs In The Face Of Chico Flores
Perhaps the best way to deal with dirty divers and simulation in the modern game is to just laugh in the face of people who are faking it. Seems to have worked for Big Sam.
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Zlatan Ibrahimvoic’s Greatest Quotes
Zlatan Ibrahimvoic is a complete sickhead and always says what he means and can usually back it up too. Here are some of his best quotes.
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Football Referee Punches Player In Face, Then Red Cards Him
Referees in the Kuwaiti Premier League don’t mess around – here’s one punching a player in the face before showing him a red card. Boss.
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French Model Really Wants Zlatan Ibrahimovic To Win FIFA’s Ballon d’Or (NSFW)
French model Virginie Caprice has kicked off a campaign for Zlatan Ibrahimovic to win FIFA’s 2013-14 Ballon d’Or. Check out the snaps she’s released in support and tell us – do you agree with her pick?
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Harry Redknapp’s Twitter Q&A Predictably Trolled
Whoever at QPR thought it was a good idea for Harry Redknapp to do a Twitter Q & A session is obviously a complete moron.
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Micah Richards Pranks Manchester City Staff
Micah Richards may be the forgotten man of football but he’s still a complete lad and he proves it in this video.
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FOOTBALL | INTERVIEWS | VIDEOS
Jon Snow Completely Grills And Rinses Sir Alex Ferguson
Jon Snow completely rips apart Alex Ferguson in this interview and makes him look completely vulnerable touching on subjects he would never have discussed during his time as Manchester United manager.
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Cristiano Ronaldo Might Want To Get Someone To Write His Tweets For Him
Cristiano Ronaldo might want to get someone to help him with his Tweets after this clanger he just dropped.
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Female Irish Player Scores Goal Of The Season Contender
I never thought I would write a headline anything like that one up there, but this goal really does justify it.
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Dude Pretends To Be Robert Lewandowski In America To Pick Up Girls
Robert Lewandowski isn’t exactly a household name in America but that doesn’t stop someone dressing up as him and totally nailing it with loads of girls over there.
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Man Bets £50 On His 18-Month-Old Grandson Playing Football For Wales, Cashes In £125,000
A man who put a £50 bet down on his 18-month-old grandson playing football for Wales one day has just cashed in £125,000.
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Groom Walks Down The Aisle Doing Epic Freestyle Football Skills
What’s the best way to get over those wedding nerves when you’re waiting for your bride to be to arrive? Apparently to grab a football and walk up the aisle doing some completely sick skills.
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Man Utd’s Start Under David Moyes Is Their Worst In 24 Years – Will He End Up Like Everyone On This List?
David Moyes hasn’t had a particularly great start as Manchester United boss… here’s some more guys who got jobs that were quite evidently too big for them.
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic – Top Ten Taekwondo Goals
A taekwondo goal is one where you do an outrageous flick or something equivalent to get it into the back of the net. Turns out Zlatan Ibrahimovic has scored more than most.
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Introducing The Zlatan Ibrahimovic Burger
A cafe in Paris has started serving a massive burger named after their hero Zlatan Ibrahimovic – check it out here.
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Wilfried Zaha Dropped For Being Caught In Bed With David Moyes Daughter
One of the more puzzling aspects of Manchester United’s season is how they’ve pretty much ignored young hotshot Wilfried Zaha, despite their other wide players being crap. Could this be the reason for his non appearances?
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Swedish Police Control Escalator Speed To Stop Rioting Football Fans
Over in Sweden, police have come up with a novel way to control football violence on derby day.
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Thierry Henry’s Goal Celebration Starts Online Meme/Trend: Henrying
Thierry Henry’s recent nonchalant goal celebration for the New York Red Bulls has started a new online trend – Henrying.
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Karim Benzema Pays €8000 For Two Nights With Transsexual Belgian Hooker
If you’re a rich footballer, I guess you’ve gotta spend your money on something.
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Usain Bolt Trains Sergio Aguero To Get Faster
Ahead of the Manchester derby on Sunday, Usain Bolt agreed to take Sergio Aguero for a training session in order to make him faster – but all was not quite what it seemed.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football One Month Down
Liverpool are some how top. Chelsea can’t buy a win. Spurs say bye bye to Bale. Jonjo Shelvey is a fucking clown. Eto’o is old and shit. Man Utd still know how to win.
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Best Kick Off Ever Leads To 7 Second Goal
It’s not often you score straight from the kick off in a football match, but this team have invented a new tactic that means you’ll probably score straight from EVERY kick off.
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Ronaldo Takes Out Bale At Real Madrid Training, Bale Nutmegs Him
How were the world’s most expensive player and the world’s former most expensive player going to get on in their first training session? Not that well it would seem.
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Two Footed Horror Tackle
Check out this truly shocking tackle from New Zealander Ben Sigmund.
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Brazilian Football Team’s Masseur Stops Goal, Runs Away To Safety
A Brazilian football team’s masseur steps into an empty goal and denies a clear goal. He’s then chased by the opposition as he flees for his life.
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Dog Scores Far Post Header
I don’t know where this is or why it happened, but I do know that it’s completely awesome and you need to see it.
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Dumbest Own Goal In History
Saying an own goal is the dumbest ever is a bold statement, but the amount of screw ups in this video before it hits the net definitely makes it a contender.
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Wayne Rooney Posts Pictures Of His Completely Messed Up Head Injury
Everyone was doubting Wayne Rooney’s commitment when he pulled out of the England squad due to a head injury over the weekend. It turns out we definitely shouldn’t have been doing that.
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Girls With Mesut Ozil’s Eyes
To celebrate the biggest signing of transfer deadline day, here are a bunch of pictures of famous women photoshopped with Mesut Ozil’s eyes.
