Footballer Given Red Card After Touching Another Player’s Bum
Is this the weirdest red card ever?
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12 Players Sent Off In Argentinian Third Division Match After Massive Brawl
There are some huge derbies in English football but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a reaction like this.
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Dele Adebola Has Had An Absolute Nightmare Week On Twitter
Maybe he should just delete his account for a while.
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Judy Finnigan Causes Outrage Over Ched Evans Rape Comments
ITV presenter really put her foot in her mouth with this one.
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Roy Keane Reveals Excellent Story Of Why He Never Signed Robbie Savage
Undoubtedly one of the best reasons ever.
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Xabi Alonso Almost Scored Again From His Own Half Over The Weekend
Guy’s still got it.
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Newcastle Player Cheick Tiote Has Two Wives AND A Mistress
I guess his no nonsense attitude on the pitch extends to his attitude towards women too.
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This Is OFFICIALLY The Worst Open Net Goal Miss In Football History
You couldn’t miss if you tried…
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German Midfielder Moritz Stoppelkamp Scores Volley From The Edge Of His Own Area
In the last minute of the game this goal meant that Paderborn went top of the table.
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Gladiator Football – Where Scoring Goals Is Just As Important As Punching Your Opponent In The Face
No Italians are gonna be taking a dive in this one.
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Maicon Kicked Out Of The Brazil National Team For Apparently Jerking Off In David Luiz’s Shower Gel
Maicon got sent home by Brazil for an undisclosed reason – several crazy stories have emerged as to the reason why.
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England’s Inept Performance Last Night Summed Up By Two Of The Worst Passes In History
Milner and Rooney were the culprits.
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Bart Simpson Signs For Zenit St. Petersburg
The most bizarre transfer of deadline day.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Steve Bruce At Weddings
Steve Bruce might be the most typical English football club manager ever, but he’s a different beast when he’s unleashed at weddings.
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Ludogorets Defender Forced To Go In Goal For Penalty Shootout; Saves Two Penalties And Scores One
It doesn’t really get better than that. Oh wait it does – there’s more to it.
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Kim Jong-Un Is A Massive Man United Fan And Wants Their Matches Shown All Over North Korea
Things get EVEN worse for Manchester United fans.
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Jamie Carragher Just Completely Trolled Every Manchester United Fan On Twitter
When it rains, it pours.
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7 Footballers Who Died Playing Football
Hopefully you’ll think twice before picking up the ball next time…
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Jose Mourinho Takes The Ice Bucket Challenge
Just call him ‘The Soaked One’.
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Man Leaves Job To Start Man United News Twitter Feed; Ends Up Having Public Meltdown Via Twitter
I guess the moral of the story is don’t leave your day job to start a Twitter account.
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Sick Chirpse Premier League Action Review – 16th – 18th August
The results, positives and negatives from last weekend’s Premier League action.
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Meet Ed Woodward – The Man Behind The Failures Of Manchester United
Ed Woodward is Manchester United’s “Director Of Football” – and he’s also the reason why they’re going to suffer this season.
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These Are The Next 3 Premier League Managers Who Will Get The Sack
Premier League Managers have jobs that are frequently about as stable and long-term as the careers of suicide bombers.
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Fan Runs Onto Football Pitch And Takes Free Kick
This is what you didn’t see on Match Of The Day.
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Finnish Heavyweight Boxer Shows Goalkeeper How To Punch A Ball Properly
This is how you do it.
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Team Analysis For The Barclays Premier League Season 2014/2015
A summary and go-to guide for your favourite team (and the ones you’re not so keen on)
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Eden Hazard Apparently Asked Google To Erase All Record Of Him Playing Badly Against Argentina
Someone took his low ratings a bit too personally.
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Exclusive Sick Chirpse Football Betting Odds
The football season is BACK which means one thing… OUTRAGEOUS BETTING ODDS!
