This is easily the most bizarre transfer of transfer deadline day, even more bizarre than that Zigic to Arsenal rumour that started last week.
For some reason, Zenit St. Petersburg have produced a video where they sign Bart Simpson. In the video they meet him at the airport, make him do a medical, introduce him to Andre Villas Boas and then send him out to train with the first team. Truly weird stuff. I didn’t even realise The Simpsons was that big in Russia?!
Then again, in Russia it seems like anything goes.