The internet has been awash recently with the story of the domed @totallymanu Twitter feed. It was basically the story of on guy who left his well paid job to report Manchester United news to fans. A dedicated Manchester United Twitter feed if you will, because I’m sure one of those doesn’t exist already.
Anyway, after four days, a failed interview with Manchester United Director Of Football/Executive Vice Chairman/Whatever Ed Woodward (the man behind the fall of Manchester United), a shitty Instagram account and a lot of abuse from ‘Manchester United fans’ and people in general that just thought he was a twat, the dude has had a meltdown and it’s all over.
You can track the timeline of this meltdown below in elected tweets from the timeline. Of course, this must be a joke because it’s so stupid it can’t actually be true. Can it???
Here at TotallyManU we work hard day & night to provide Man United fans with the latest breaking news, plus special offers. Who’s excited?
– Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
I left my job to start this account and I hope to bring happiness to United fans around the world. Follow my incredible journey.
– Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
The decision to leave my job to start this account wasn’t easy. Please respect my privacy at this time. My focus now is on #TotallyManU.
– Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
Representatives from TotallyManU have been on the phone to @ManUtd for the last 2 hours. We are hoping to speak to Ed Woodward this evening.
– Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
It gives me intense displeasure to break to you that we were unable to speak to Ed Woodward this evening. We will try again. #TotallyManU
– Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
People call me crazy for quitting my job to start this account. I don’t care. I’m here to break news to United fans. It’s my job now.
– Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
As chief executive of TotallyManU I would like to announce the signing of Marcos Rojo to Manchester United. pic.twitter.com/EIT3GrLznr
– Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
I will be dipping into my savings to fly to Madrid to get the latest on the Di Maria to united deal. I fly tomorrow. #MUFC #TotallyManU
– Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
I am hosting a TotallyManU Instagram party tonight in Manchester! Get your tickets NOW! Message me for details. #TotallyManU
– Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
Really low turnout tonight for the TotallyManU Instagram party. I have to say I’m very disappointed.
– Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
I am deeply saddened to announce we were unable to contact Ed Woodward via telephone today. We are sorry for any inconvenience. #TotallyManU
– Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
Well it’s safe to say I well and truly fucked up. I shouldn’t of quit my job. My followers are a waste of time and I’ve had shit support.
– Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 21, 2014
What a fuckin disgrace you’ve all been
– Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 21, 2014
I left a well paid job to start a twitter account where I could break news to united fans. All I’ve done is receive abuse. Fuck off all of u
– Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 21, 2014
