Top 10 Footballers We Want To Punch In The Face
Have we missed anyone out?
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Roberto Mancini Got Taken Out By a Ball To The Face This Weekend
It doesn’t look like his relationship with his players have got any better.
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Lionel Messi Follows Chelsea On Instagram The Day He Doesn’t Turn Up For Barcelona Training
Is the best player in the world on his way to Chelsea?
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Lionel Messi Went On Japanese TV And Blew Everyone’s Minds With His Insane Ball Control Skills
Is there anything this guy can’t do with a ball?
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Fernando Torres Scores 1 Out Of 5 Headers In Embarrassing First Athletico Training Session
Looks like he still hasn’t got it.
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NBC Label Juan Mata ‘A Stoner’ During Yesterday’s Match
If Juan Mata is reading this, next time you’re anywhere near Sick Chirpse Towers and fancy a zoot let us know.
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Guess Who’s Back, Bitches – Emile Heskey Has Signed For Bolton Wanderers
Christmas has come early.
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Hometown Built Him A Statue And His Penis Looks Spectacular On It
Pretty sure there’s not much left for Cristiano Ronaldo to accomplish at this point.
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Cristiano Ronaldo Almost Scored The Best Goal Of His Career Last Night
If only he hadn’t shot it straight at the keeper.
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Gerard Pique Turned Up To The Barcelona Match Looking Like A Game Of Thrones Character
One of the weirdest combinations of outfits in history.
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Is This The Best FIFA Goal Ever Scored?
Take a bow Cristiano.
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George Osborne Pledges £50 Million To Make England ‘The Best Team In The World’
In hindsight this could be regarded as an absolutely genius political move.
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David Moyes Tries To Speak Spanish In Embarrassing Press Conference
If you’re gonna try and speak a foreign language, you want to do it a little less condescendingly than this.
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Diego Maradona Snapped Giving The Hand Of God To His 24 Year Old Girlfriend (NSFW)
The phrase means something a lot different 30 years later.
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DC Comics Are Suing Valencia Because Their Club Crest Looks Like The Batman Logo
Is this a battle the Dark Knight can hope to win?
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Swiss Star Yapi-Yapo Forced To Retire After ‘Worst Tackle Ever’
The definition of career ending tackle.
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Qatar Advises That Gay People Stay Away From The World Cup 2022
We still can’t believe Qatar is hosting the World Cup.
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Spanish Goalkeeper Scores Scorpion Kick To Equalise In Last Minute Of Extra Time
He’s not even the first choice keeper.
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VIDEO: Brutal Fight Between Man Utd And Man City Fans After 2014 Manchester Derby
Here’s what went down after the Manchester Derby last Sunday.
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Kid Throws His PS4 Out The Window After Conceding Late Goal In FIFA 15
We all know the feeling.
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Arsene Wenger Stars In Advert For New Puma Zip Up Jacket
This is unbelievably stupid.
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You’ll Never Guess Who The Fastest Player In The Premiership Is This Season
Alexis Sanchez? Eden Hazard? Angel Di Maria? Nope.
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Indian Footballer Dies After Somersault Celebration Goes Badly Wrong
Be careful when celebrating.
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Dundee Players Celebrate Goal With RKO Celebration
The Viper is everywhere these days.
