Moose Smashes Head First Through Coach And Stops Mileage Clock At 666.6
Guess this means that moose are the new devil children.
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Scientist Experiments On Dolphins By Giving Them LSD
What actually happened during these experiments is even more screwed up than we previously thought.
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250 New Emojis Coming To Your Smartphone
To celebrate 250 new emojis incoming, here’s a rundown of the top 5 emojis on smartphones right now.
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Rob Ford Is BACK!
Rob Ford is back and feeling better than ever – YES!
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You Have 2 Days To Save Your Computer From The ‘GameOver Zeus’ Virus
It’s been a while since a computer virus has actually bothered anyone significantly, but ‘GameOver Zeus’ could be set to change all that.
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Man Sues Hospital After Botched Surgery Shortens His Penis By An Inch
A man is suing the hospital that performed surgery on his penis after he awoke to find an inch of it missing.
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Watch Tory MP’s ‘Fuckwit’ Outburst On Live BBC Show
Tory MP drops F bomb on live BBC politics program – whoops.
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NASA Are Testing An Actual Warp Drive For Interstellar Travel
Teleportation last week, warp drives this week – welcome to the future.
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Why There Will Never Be A Bad Photo Ever Again
Check out the camera that can never take a bad photo.
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Family Turns Mother’s Funeral Into A Party; Has Corpse Holding A Menthol
It’s what she would have wanted.
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These Videos About The Fukushima Tragedy Will Scare You To Death
The Fukushima tragedy is obviously an absolute nightmare for humanity, but it turns out it could be the biggest threat to humanity too.
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Off Duty Police Officer Saves Old Man From Burning To Death In Petrol Station Car Crash
You’re never off the job.
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Kim Jong-Un Is Pissed At North Korea’s Weather People Because Forecasts Aren’t Accurate Enough
Kim Jong-un expresses extreme displeasure over inaccurate weather forecasts in North Korea.
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Bill Murray Crashes A Couple’s Engagement Photographs
Bill Murray just loves having a good time doesn’t he?
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Serial Pool Raft Fucker Arrested For Fucking Another Pool Raft
How many times does this guy need to get busted to know that it’s a bad idea to fuck a pool raft in public?
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The Guardian Tweets Photo Of Afghanistan Relief Worker’s Fleshlight
It sure makes us feel better about ourselves when a respectable media outlet like the Guardian breaks into a panic and starts deleting tweets.
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Man Dies After Brutal Attack At Parklife Festival In Manchester: Do You Recognise His Attacker?
A man has died after being attacked at Parklife over the weekend.
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Woman Catfishes Her Niece; Finds Out Niece Is Plotting Her Murder
This Catfish took a seriously dark turn.
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FA’s David Gill Walks Out Of FIFA Meeting In Brazil; Claims It’s Time For Sepp Blatter To Resign
As members of FIFA start to rebel against Sepp Blatter, could he actually be on the way out?
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New Streaming Service Means DJs Won’t Actually Have To Turn Up At The Club
If you’re a DJ you won’t have to worry about showing up late to the club any more, or showing up at all for that matter.
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Here’s What Happened When A Fan Asked For Rik Mayall’s Autograph
This was why we loved him so much.
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This Bear Is Facing Castration Because His Sexual Dominance Is Threatening The Species
Pyros the bear is facing castration because he’s so good at getting laid that people fears he’s limiting genetic diversity in his species.
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South Korea Spider Man Causing Controversy Because His Boner Is Pointing Towards A Kids’ Playground
Artist Eunsuk Yoo has this week been asked to either remove the boner or take down the whole thing.
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Dude Who’s Had Hiccups For Two Years Has Just Been Told That He’ll Never Be Cured
Hiccups are the worst, especially once you discover you’re going to have them 24/7 for the rest of your life.
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RIP Rik Mayall 1958 — 2014
RIP to a true British comedy legend.
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Here’s The Insanely Scary Sea Monster That Ate A Great White Shark
Scientists have tracked it down and it’s not what you think it is.
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‘Super Computer’ First To Pass Turing Test, Convinces Scientists It’s Human
A ‘super computer’ that tricked scientists at the Royal Society in London into thinking it’s a 13-year-old Ukrainian boy has become to first machine to pass the ‘Turing Test’.
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The Klaxons Are Embarking On The First Ever 3D Printed Tour
Everything on the tour will be created with 3D printers.
