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Moose Smashes Head First Through Coach And Stops Mileage Clock At 666.6

Guess this means that moose are the new devil children.

Welp, this pretty much confirms that 666 is the mark of the beast aka the devil’s child aka the moose. Can’t even tell you what the odds are that a moose would smash through a coach travelling from Belarus to Ukraine and stop the mileage clock at 666.6 but what I CAN tell you is that the universe is obviously sending us a message loud and clear: the moose are out to get us.

Oppositely you could argue the number does ultimately round up to 667 so maybe this is just a false alarm. Still, good to have your wits about you with these things.

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