Crazy Sword Fight Erupts At Sikh Temple
These guys wanted to settle their differences old skool style.
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Mum Starts Fundraiser For Son’s Porn Addiction
We were just like this kid and we turned out fine. What’s the problem?
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16 Facts From History That Are Totally Wrong
We debunk some ‘facts’ from history that you definitely thought were true.
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The CIA Cracking Jokes With Their First Tweet
Why do they need a Twitter account again?
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Are Apple About To Ditch The Headphone Port On Their Products? (& Why The Beats By Dre Deal Makes Sense)
A tech writer over at Forbes might have figured out the next move for Apple, and suddenly the Beats By Dre deal makes a whole lot more sense.
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Paddy Power Destroy Rainforest To Promote World Cup Campaign
Someone has cut massive chunks out of the Brazilian Rainforest in order to write a supportive message for the England Football team.
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The US Secret Service Is Looking To Buy A Sarcasm Detector For Twitter
You would think you would probably be able to tell if something was sarcastic just by looking at it, but the U.S. Secret Service wants to develop software to help them with this.
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Donald Sterling Proves He’s Not A Racist By Going To Black Church For Two Hours
Well, I suppose that settles it.
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The Most Dangerous Website On The Web
There’s a brand new Internet superpower that’s about to be used for nothing but trolling and evil.
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The Ultimate Nicolas Cage Prank
If you really hated Nicolas Cage, it would probably be pretty annoying if you came home one day and his face was plastered all over your house.
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Facebook’s Listening In On Your Microphone And You Probably Don’t Even Know It
Facebook’s latest app permissions request has been rubbing users up the wrong way again.
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George Jung Reveals His First Post Prison Meal
We told you yesterday that George Jung had been released from prison, we now let you know the first meal to pass through his lips since that.
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Researchers Discover Gross Microorganisms Living Inside All Human Penises
It probably shouldn’t be that much of a surprise that stuff is living up your shaft, but it still gives me the shivers thinking about it.
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Apparently The ‘Quality’ Of A Man’s Sperm Is Dependent On His Intelligence
All you guys that failed your GCSEs have got shitty swimmers, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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This Has Got To Be The Worst First Date Of All Time
There’s not many ways this first date could have turned out any worse.
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Selfridges Were Too Prang To Deliver £450 Bag To Brixton Flat
Selfridges crapped themselves when they were asked to deliver a £450 Mulberry bag to a flat in Brixton.
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German Politician Chooses Angela Merkel As His Phone A Friend On ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’; Gets Voicemail
What a waste of a lifeline.
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Church Billboard Quotes Hitler On The Importance Of Educating Kids
Chalk this one up as one of the biggest faux pas in history.
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Former Pro Wrestler Wins $2.3 Million Settlement After He Caught Hepatitis C In The Ring
Wrestler claims the WWE terminated his contract after they found out Abdullah the Butcher bled on him and gave him Hepatitis C.
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Myspace Is Trying To Lure You Back With Old, Embarrassing Photos
Myspace has thought up a novel new strategy in reminded people that it still exists and has their photos stored.
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Scientific Breakthrough May Have Laid The Groundwork For Human Teleportation
Say what? Well yeah, apparently it might actually be on its way sooner than you think.
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Hurricanes Given Female Names Kill More People Because They’re Not Taken Seriously
It looks like people need reminding that hurricanes don’t actually have genders, and that Hurricane Jane is just as deadly as Hurricane John.
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Man Suffers Detached Retina After Spending Too Much Time Texting In The Dark
A 26 year old dude had his retina detached after spending too much time texting his girlfriend in the dark.
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Two 12 Year Old Girls Stabbed Their Friend 19 Times Because ‘The Slender Man’ Internet Meme Told Them To
Probably the most fucked up thing you’ll read about on the internet today.
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Astronomers Discover New ‘Mega-Earth’ That’s 17x Bigger Than Earth And Possibly Contains Life
It’s pretty much the same as Earth except that it’s 17 times larger.
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Brazilian Anti-FIFA Street Art Expresses Outrage Over World Cup
We can’t wait for the World Cup, but it did dampen our spirits a little bit seeing the street art that’s going up around Rio and Sao Paulo.
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Man Who Robbed Woman Tries To Friend Her On Facebook The Next Day
After snatching a woman’s iPod and purse, this thief thought it might be a good idea to add her on Facebook.
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Kuwaiti Mum Loses Custody Of Kids Because She Wore A Bikini To The Beach
An unnamed Kuwaiti woman has had her kids taken away from her because she wore a bikini to the beach.
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One Direction Fans Are Cutting Themselves After Finding Out The One D Boys Are Stoners
One Direction fans have gone insane again and are actually cutting themselves in hopes the boys will stop smoking weed.
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Fashionable Fascism: A Young Person’s Guide To The Far Right Wing
Pint swilling lunatic succeeds in European elections.
