Meet The Girl Born Without A Vagina
A teenager has spoken of her total shock at being told at the age of 17 she has no vagina.
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Britain’s ‘Horniest Student’ Shags 3 Dudes A Week
Meet Elina Desaine – winner of Britain’s ‘horniest student’ 2013.
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VIDEO: Alec Baldwin Wins Stalker Court Case, Still Wants To Fight Paparazzi
Alec Baldwin has another run in with the paps and he’s ready to get physical.
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Introducing The Winner Of Brazil’s 2013 Miss Bum Bum Competition
Amidst plenty of controversy, 25-year-old Dai Macedo, who boasts a 42-inch backside, has been crowned Brazil’s new Miss Bum Bum 2013.
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Newcastle Centre Half Steven Taylor Posts Racist Tweet Directed At Teammates
When will footballers learn to not be stupid and to not post racist remarks on Twitter? Hopefully never.
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Is Comedian Andy Kaufman Still Alive?
This is really messed up if it’s true, and probably even more messed up if it isn’t. Either way it’s messed up.
Jihadists Apologise After Accidentally Beheading One Of Their Own
Whoops – Al-Qaeda-linked Syrian rebels ask for ‘understanding and forgiveness’ after mistakenly decapitating the wrong person.
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Picture Of Suspect Attacking Women With Hypodermic Needles In Birmingham
A photograph of a suspect in the Birmingham needle stabbing case has been released. Do you know this man?
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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Says He Doesn’t Need To Eat Pussy
Rob Ford just gets better and better.
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VIDEO: Russian Subways Now Accept Squats In Exchange For Trainfare
This is probably the only good idea Russia has ever had.
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Plumpy Gets His Revenge On Sick Chirpse
Remember Plumpergeddon – the guy who stole a laptop with tracking software in it and now gets photographs of himself masturbating put on the internet for his crimes? He found out we wrote an article on him and boy, did he get us back.
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Swedish Engineers Create Invisible Bike Helmet
In response to a change in cycling laws in Sweden, two engineers have invented an invisible bike helmet.
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Jeremy Paxman Trolls David Dimbleby’s New Tattoo On Newsnight
Jeremy Paxman had the last word – literally – on David Dimbleby’s dumb tattoo yesterday and completely trolled him.
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Naked Hotel Guest Shoves Fire Extinguisher Up His Butt, Causes A Commotion
Joseph Small said he was ‘just trying to release some stress’.
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Police Review Of MI6 Agent’s Death Concludes Agent Locked Himself In Bag
It seems really likely that someone could get in a North Face Holdall bag and padlock themselves inside it without leaving a trace of DNA anywhere on the outside, doesn’t it?
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Hey Girls, Your Vagina Is A Horrible Colour, Here’s Some Vaginal Bleach
As if girls probably don’t get enough complaints about what they’re doing down there, you can now add another one to the list.
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Ten Year Old Boy With Giant Tumour On Neck Could Be Cured With Viagra
This is an unusual answer to a massive problem, but it might just work.
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The Oculus Rift Virtual Reality Sex Simulator Is Here
It was only a matter of time, and now, it’s finally here.
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David Dimbleby Gets First Tattoo Aged 75
It’s a scorpion on his back and it’s fucking terrible.
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VIDEO: Talk Show Host Informs Neo-Nazi White Supremacist He’s Part African
Another day, another racist white supremacist made to look like even more of a complete douchebag.
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Man ‘Pissed Off’ At His Wife Leaves Fake Bomb On Kitchen Counter
This isn’t exactly how to deal with an argument in a mature and responsible way.
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Old White Man Wins Texas Election By Pretending To Be Black
This man pretended to be black in order to win his local elections – and it worked.
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Indie-Rock Band Yellow Dogs Slaughtered By Former Band Mate
All three members of The Yellow Dogs – an indie-rock group based in New York but originally from Iran – have been murdered by another musician they kicked out of the band.
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VIDEO: Artist Nails Testicles To Cobblestones In Red Square (NSFW)
It’s a hell of a way to make a protest, that’s for sure.
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Father Teaches Son A Lesson By Calling Police, Officer Shoots Son Dead
Father James Comstock called the police to teach his son a lesson when he took off with his truck. However, this lesson ended with his son being shot dead.
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Man Selling His Testicle To Science For £22,000
Would you, as the saying goes, give your left nut for £22,000? This guy is doing just that.
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Cops Give Man Anal Probe For Traffic Violation, Then It Gets Even Worse
This sounds like something out of an 80’s horror/sci fi movie but it terrifyingly happened in real life.
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New Sport: Child Cage Fighting
Child cage fighting is all the rage these days – there’s an estimated 3 million boys and girls across America, some of them as young as 5, honing their mixed martial arts skills in industrial metal cages every week.
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Man Successfully Sues His Ex-Wife For Having Ugly Child
Jian Feng was so horrified at his daughters appearance that he accused his wife of cheating on him before successfully suing her for around £75,000.
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‘Police Seek Poundland Thief’ – Northeasterners Troll Ridiculous News Article
If you’re having a slow news day then the morale of the story is don’t just report complete and utter crap that doesn’t constitute a news story.
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