Zooey Deschanel Looks Completely Unrecognizable Without Her Bangs And It Is Completely Freaking Me Out
I haven’t posted a stupid ‘celebrity gets a haircut/makeover’ story on Sick Chirpse for ages, but this was way too freaky to ignore.
The Most Important New Thing On The Internet Today Is Definitely ‘Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal’
If you thought that someone holding up a spoon of cereal to Ryan Gosling’s mouth in some of his movies wouldn’t be funny then you were dead wrong.
Composite Pictures Of The Moon Taken From 47 Different Photos Shows A Solar Corona During A Total Solar Eclipse
A corona is the plasma atmosphere surrounding any celestial body, but it’s kind of hard to see in regular photography. Miloslav Druckmuller’s photography has managed to capture a solar corona during a solar eclipse though, and it looks incredible.
Here Is A Video Of A Chinese Woman Pooping In An Elevator
I don’t think I’ve ever needed to take a crap so bad that I would do it in public, but if I did I don’t think I would choose to do it in an elevator, no way.
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Right Said Fred Re-Record ‘I’m Too Sexy’ As ‘I’m Too Smurfy’ For The New Smurfs Movie And It’s Probably The Most Embarrassing Thing Ever
Remember Right Said Fred’s 1993 megahit ‘I’m Too Sexy?’ For its 20th anniversary they’ve decided to re-record it for the new Smurf movie as ‘I’m Too Smurfy’ and it’s probably one of the most embarrassing things ever.
If You Put All The Scenes From McBain From The Simpsons Back To Back, It Actually Makes A McBain Movie
Who knew that the writers of The Simpsons were such complete badasses that they would throw in a cool Easter Egg like a full version of the McBain movie?
27 Years On Sir Alex Ferguson Has Finally Decided To Leave Manchester United And We’re Pretty Stoked On It
Although it’s undeniable that Sir Alex Ferguson is a great manager with a great legacy, we’re personally pretty glad to see the back of him. Here’s why.
Missing Cleveland Teens Found After 10 Years; Hero Describes Events Regarding Her Discovery In Hilarious And Slightly Racist Interview
Three Cleveland teens who had been missing for over a decade were found alive a couple of days ago, which is undoubtedly great news. The best thing about the whole incident though was this interview with the guy who helped them escape, which is sure to go viral.
We’re Not Even Going To Pretend To Understand This, So Just Sit Back And Enjoy It: Batman_LDN Presents The Egoboost McBumbaklart 5002
I’m not even going to attempt to understand what’s going on in the mind of Batman_LDN here so just sit back and enjoy the cartoon.
Mountain Dew Forced To Pull ‘The Most Racist Advert Of All Time’ Featuring Tyler The Creator, Odd Future And A Goat
If you get Tyler The Creator and Odd Future involved in making commercials for you, you know it’s going to be controversial. Nobody probably saw it being dubbed the most racist advert of all time though, mainly because it isn’t really that racist.
Kevin Spacey Continues To Photobomb Everyone In Site – This Time It’s Matthew Perry And Conan O’Brien
So yesterday we ran an article about how Kevin Spacey was out jogging in Boston and saw a woman getting a photograph taken and so suddenly decided to yell ‘photobomb’ and jump into the picture and photobomb it like he was Bill Murray or something, but it turns out that this wasn’t his first venture
You MIght Think Sloths Are Kinda Cute, But If You Check Out Their Skeletons You’ll Realise They’re Totally Terrifying
I used to think sloths were really boring and slow but still kind of cute, despite their weird claws. But then I saw their skeletons and it freaked me the fuck out because they’re completely terrifying.
Kevin Spacey Yells ‘Photobomb’ Whilst Jogging Then Photobombs Some Random Woman’s Photo
If some guy yells photobomb and then photobombs your picture, you probably don’t expect it to be Kevin Spacey. But that’s exactly what happened in Boston yesterday.
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Afghanistan Air Crash Video (Plane Falls Out Of The Sky)
We’ve never seen a plane stall and just drop out of the sky. Now thanks to this video we have though and we’re not really sure how to feel about it.
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Boston Bombing Suspects’ Carjacking Victim Speaks Out In First TV Interview
The carjacking victim in the buildup to the Boston manhunt hasn’t really been mentioned so much in the media’s coverage of it, but now he’s given his first TV interview and describes the events of that night in chilling detail.
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Amazing Photos Of Massive 1250 Mile Wide Hurricane In Saturn’s North Pole
We gotta say we’re glad that there’s no chance we”ll ever be going anywhere near this hurricane because it looks scary as fuck.
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Remember Walt From Lost? Well Now He’s All Grown Up And In Some Kind Of Pop Duo That Writes Politically Charged Pop Songs
Why the hell did Walt never re-emerge on Lost? Well it turns out he was rapping with his buddy in a new pop band called MKTO that writes politically charged pop songs. Seriously.
The Creepiest Things Young Children Say To Their Parents
Over at Reddit one user asked others to share stories of the creepiest things their kids had ever said to them. It got 11000 replies. Here are some of the best we’ve collected for you.
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There Are At Least Ten People In The World Who Have Larry David Tattoos And Here They Are
I really like Curb Your Enthusiasm and tattoos are kind of cool, but I can’t imagine getting a tattoo of Larry David’s face on my body. Fortunately these ten guys didn’t share my reservations.
Reporter Almost Dies By Getting Hit By A Baseball When Taking The Most Dangerous Selfie Ever
Naturally the baseball made it into the selfie and it’s about 1cm away from her head – that’s a close call.
Baseball Fan Catches Baseball In His Beer, Then Downs It Like A Boss
This is probably the most interesting thing to happen at a baseball game in the history of baseball games.
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Matias Mologni Pulls Off One Of The Sickest Football Skills Ever. Or At Least This Season.
I have no idea who Mattias Mologni is but that doesn’t change the fact that this is one of the sickest skills I’ve ever seen in football ever.
Jedward’s New Video Is The Most Unintentionally Hilarious Video Ever Thanks To Terrible Greenscreening And Laughable Dance Moves
I had completely forgotten about Jedward and their ‘wacky pop’ but thankfully I somehow saw they had released a new music video. And it could be one of the worst music videos in history. That’s before we even get started on the song.
Massive Lad Danny Cipriani Got Hit By A Bus On A Pub Crawl In Leeds Yesterday; Obviously The Bus Came Off Worse In The Incident
I don’t really know much about Danny Cipriani other than he seems to be a massive LAD, and this story seems to confirm every suspicion I ever had about him.
NASA Mars Rover Accidentally Draws Penis On The Surface Of Mars
It’s good to see that finally – after $800m and 9 years trawling around the surface of Mars – one of NASA’s Mars rovers has done something worthwhile.
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JLS Announce They Are Splitting Up; Fans Predictably Go Into Meltdown While Other Twitter Users Totally Abuse Them
One of the best activities you can do when a dumb band like JLS splits up is look at Twitter/Facebook for all the dumb reaction from people. Some of this stuff really is gold.
Syrian Electronic Army Hacks FIFA and Sepp Blatter’s Twitter Accounts And Posts Multiple Tweets Admitting To Corruption
For as long as anyone can remember, Sepp Blatter has been a dickhead. So it’s pretty jokes when his Twitter account gets hacked and he subsequently admits to corruption through it and a bunch of other really funny tweets are sent too.
Jimmy Kimmel Made Up Fake Band Names And Asked Coachella Attendees If They Liked Them; All Of Them Pretend To Have Heard Of Them
This is probably fake but it’s still pretty funny because everyone hates it when hipsters bang on about bands nobody has ever heard of. Finally they’re getting their comeuppance.
California Stoners Celebrate 4/20 In Style By Rolling The Biggest Joint Ever; It Is Promptly Confiscated By Police
If you spent $6000 rolling the biggest joint ever, then you’re probably going to be really annoyed when the cops confiscate it before you’ve even got to light it.
Moronic Interview With Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte Sends Morning Newsreaders Into Hysterics
This might be one of the weirdest/dumbest/most airheaded interview in television history. Either that or everyone involved was just completely baked or something.
