I used to think sloths were really boring and slow but still kind of cute, despite their weird claws. But then I saw their skeletons and it freaked me the fuck out because they’re completely terrifying.
If some guy yells photobomb and then photobombs your picture, you probably don’t expect it to be Kevin Spacey. But that’s exactly what happened in Boston yesterday.
Kevin Spacey Yells ‘Photobomb’ Whilst Jogging Then Photobombs Some Random Woman’s Photo Read More »
We’ve never seen a plane stall and just drop out of the sky. Now thanks to this video we have though and we’re not really sure how to feel about it.
Afghanistan Air Crash Video (Plane Falls Out Of The Sky) Read More »
The carjacking victim in the buildup to the Boston manhunt hasn’t really been mentioned so much in the media’s coverage of it, but now he’s given his first TV interview and describes the events of that night in chilling detail.
Boston Bombing Suspects’ Carjacking Victim Speaks Out In First TV Interview Read More »
We gotta say we’re glad that there’s no chance we”ll ever be going anywhere near this hurricane because it looks scary as fuck.
Amazing Photos Of Massive 1250 Mile Wide Hurricane In Saturn’s North Pole Read More »
Why the hell did Walt never re-emerge on Lost? Well it turns out he was rapping with his buddy in a new pop band called MKTO that writes politically charged pop songs. Seriously.
Over at Reddit one user asked others to share stories of the creepiest things their kids had ever said to them. It got 11000 replies. Here are some of the best we’ve collected for you.
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I really like Curb Your Enthusiasm and tattoos are kind of cool, but I can’t imagine getting a tattoo of Larry David’s face on my body. Fortunately these ten guys didn’t share my reservations.
Naturally the baseball made it into the selfie and it’s about 1cm away from her head – that’s a close call.
This is probably the most interesting thing to happen at a baseball game in the history of baseball games.
Baseball Fan Catches Baseball In His Beer, Then Downs It Like A Boss Read More »
I have no idea who Mattias Mologni is but that doesn’t change the fact that this is one of the sickest skills I’ve ever seen in football ever.
I had completely forgotten about Jedward and their ‘wacky pop’ but thankfully I somehow saw they had released a new music video. And it could be one of the worst music videos in history. That’s before we even get started on the song.
I don’t really know much about Danny Cipriani other than he seems to be a massive LAD, and this story seems to confirm every suspicion I ever had about him.
It’s good to see that finally – after $800m and 9 years trawling around the surface of Mars – one of NASA’s Mars rovers has done something worthwhile.
NASA Mars Rover Accidentally Draws Penis On The Surface Of Mars Read More »
One of the best activities you can do when a dumb band like JLS splits up is look at Twitter/Facebook for all the dumb reaction from people. Some of this stuff really is gold.
For as long as anyone can remember, Sepp Blatter has been a dickhead. So it’s pretty jokes when his Twitter account gets hacked and he subsequently admits to corruption through it and a bunch of other really funny tweets are sent too.
This is probably fake but it’s still pretty funny because everyone hates it when hipsters bang on about bands nobody has ever heard of. Finally they’re getting their comeuppance.
If you spent $6000 rolling the biggest joint ever, then you’re probably going to be really annoyed when the cops confiscate it before you’ve even got to light it.
This might be one of the weirdest/dumbest/most airheaded interview in television history. Either that or everyone involved was just completely baked or something.
Good question huh? I had never really considered it before but as soon as I heard it I was intrigued, and the result is pretty awesome.
What Happens When You Wring Out A Washcloth In Space? Read More »
You really couldn’t make this up. As an extra bonus we’ve got some of the best Luis Suarez photoshops too.
Mike Tyson Is Now Following Luis Suarez On Twitter Read More »
Here at Sick Chirpse two of our favourite things are smoking weed and hanging out with cats, so imagine how stoked we were when we discovered that a bunch of Instagram users had been taking pictures of their cats smoking weed! How cool is that!?
Here’s A Bunch Of Instagram Pictures Of Cats Smoking Weed Read More »
Nobody in England seems to know what 4/20 is. It’s a holiday for stoners where they sit around getting stoned, which is pretty much the same as any other day for them.
In case you haven’t heard, Boston has been on lockdown since this morning as police search for a suspect in the marathon bombing. Here’s what you need to know about what’s going down, some infographics and some videos of the shootout.
Manhunt For Boston Marathon Suspect Read More »
Yesterday, we showed you a video of the Waco fertilizer plant explosion. Today, here are a bunch of pictures of the devastation that it left behind.
Scenes Of Destruction After The Waco Fertilizer Plant Explosion Read More »
So yeah, I guess that’s that. Most people have probably officially lost faith in all of humanity/the world in general as it emerged today that Rolf Harris was the previously mentioned 82 year old man who had been arrested and questioned about alleged child abuse back in November as a result of the Jimmy Savile
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If you’re a Texas redneck and a fertilizer plant is on fire, what are you gonna do? Probably not help or anything but just film it like a badass. Until it explodes massively and you completely lose your shti and look like a pussy, that is.
Unbelievable Video Of Waco Fertilizer Plant Explosion Read More »
If you like watching rich white old Californian dudes who don’t know how to act at a festival or dance to rave music, then Coachella is the festival for you.
Coachella Rave Dad – Probably The Best Thing About Coachella Read More »
A bunch of people are saying that the Boston Marathon bombings were faked and that they’re the next part in a series of ‘False Flag Events’ designed to distract the public from American atrocities going on in other countries. We take a look.
Boston Marathon Conspiracy Theories Read More »
The new trailer for the Man Of Steel movie that is coming out has hit the internet and everyone has gone crazy because it does look completely epic and completely sick.
New Man Of Steel Trailer Hits The Internet; Everyone Goes Crazy Read More »
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