On A Facebook Detox
How do you feel about your Facebook addiction? Fancy taking a break some time? It may happen sooner than later…
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How To Do A Sick Chirpse On A Only Way Is Essex With Big Wangers
This week Batman_LDN is trying to get a titwank off the TOWIE cast.
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Hoverbikes Are Finally Here
Hoverbikes are awesome, but I always thought they were just a Star Wars fanboy’s unrealistic wet dream. Until now.
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T.O.W.I.E. – Seriously, Is This Shit For Real?
A short post on the cast of The Only Way is Essex, their stupidity and how people may view them as role models.
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Bill O’Reilly Dubstep & Rick Roll Remixes
A look at some of the best Bill O’Reilly freakout mixes.
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VIDEO: US Atomic Bomb Tested On US Troops
You just have to look at an atomic explosion to know you shouldn’t go anywhere the fvck near it. That wasn’t enough for the US Army though. Send in the troops!
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Vanessa Hudgens Attempts To Be Sexy… Again
The former disney star is desperate to strip off (her good girl image).
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More Messed Up Food From Around The World
Weird and somewhat disturbing food from around the world; including a duck embryo, some grubs, and a live dancing squid.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Breaking Fast
Breaking Fast: Tumblr is full of treats for the Breaking Bad fans amongst us, and this time it’s a tribute to Walt Jr’s relentless starvation for breakfast.
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Ultra Weird Japanese Film Genre: Sea-Life Sport Movies
Ever wanted to see someone wrestling a squid or watch a giant crab play in goal? Well today’s your lucky day. Meet Japan’s new film genre – Sea-life sport movies.
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Chad Kroeger & Avril Lavigne Are To Wed, So Just How Will It Go Down?
With yesterday’s report that Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne are to get married, Sick Chirpse considers how this wedding to end all weddings will go down.
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Video: Art Attack – How To Draw A Cock
Neil Buchanan guides you in the delicate art form of cock illustration.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week One
Week one is over and the dust has settled. Aguero is injured. Michu is apparently sick and some bloke with a shit named team is top of the league. Who would’ve thought it?
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We Sent Batman_LDN To Boomtown Festival, Here Are The Pictures
Boomtown is the craziest new UK festival, so we sent Batman_LDN – the craziest guy we know – to check it out for us.
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Olympic Smoke Rings
Ignore the Ash falling from the skys and keep waving your flag for Team GB. Why Cameron and Boris are using the Olympics as a plaster for the gash and a smoke screen on your tele box.
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V Festival – Man Slides Through Mud Into Girl’s Piss
When you’re at a festival and a guy’s being a knob, you want someone to piss on them. Finally we have video evidence of V Festival karma at work…..
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Cher Lloyd Gets Pelted By Piss At V
Cher Lloyd’s performance at V Festival did not go to plan…
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Vintage Footage of a Monkey Jockey Riding a Greyhound Like a Horse
Vintage footage of a monkey somersaulting and riding a greyhound, complete with classic commentary.
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Baby Elephant Running And Farting Will Brighten Up Your Day
Elephants are cool. Always have been. This video justifies their existence as total dudes and will brighten up your shitty day.
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Amazing UFO Ghost Town Resort In Taiwan
I love weird abandoned places as you know, and so do you. This one in Sanzhi, Taiwan has got to be the maddest one so far. It’s like a lucid UFO abduction dream…. enjoy.
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Boris Johnson: “An Inverted Pyramid Of Piffle”
A short overview of Boris Johnson’s political career. Including quotes from the man himself. Not one of the most politically correct people in politics.
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Chain Emails – Carry On Reading, Or You Will Die
The nonchalant death threats disguised as comments on social networking sites. We’re all doomed.
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2,500 Year Old Tattoos on Siberian Stoner
It turns out that Siberian Princesses were awesome – Inked up and high. Retro Tattoo Goddesses that took warriors and horses to their graves with them. Boom.
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Chatroulette – The Cool Bits (Not The Cock Bits)
Some of the best bits of ChatrouletteHere’s our roundup of the best parts of chatroulette. Yeah, people are still going on it to jerk off but there’s some funny shit going on too.
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Celebrity Big Brother Is Back! Meet This Year’s Losers
Celebrity Big Brother is (sadly) back again and Sick Chirpse have done the dirty work and checked out what losers are on the show this year.
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Why Screwing The Boss Will Bite You In The Ass
Every girl has considered fvcking the boss to get ahead right? Well here’s why it doesn’t work.
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Swamp Soccer For Olympics 2016?
Swamp soccer shits all over the equestrian. Let’s hope it becomes an Olympic sport soon, as we won’t get bored then.
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Idris Elba (aka Stringer Bell from The Wire) Is Now A Rapper
Idris Elba is the cool, calm, collected bad boy of the British acting scene…well he was anyway. Now he fancies himself as the new 50 Cent. Check out his new rap song.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Paul McCartney Needs To Calm The Fvck Down
This blog is dedicated to pictures that just make you want to say: “Paul, Calm Yo Tits”.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Competition
Do you see yourself as the next Fergie? A tinkerman extraordinaire? Are you the real Special One? Whatever your managing style Sick Chirpse has the league for you.
