Hands up if you like jokes. From here I can’t see if you’ve got your hands up, obviously, but I’m assuming there’s a good number of raised arms right now. Mine aren’t raised, but only because I’m typing and it’s quicker with both hands. Bestiality or Zoophilia are not activities that are encouraged by most people in the world. Feeling up animals is generally frowned upon. There are people that absolutely love horses but they don’t feel the need to bum them, and dog lovers aren’t actually lovers.
So why am I talking about getting it on with beasts of the field? Well I came across (not literally) this video that was posted back in ’97 with Chris Tarrant doing a voice over for a Beadles About style prank. It’s pretty much jokes as per Saturday evening TV goes. But actually, when I watched this clip semi-baked, it was pretty dark actually. Here’s the simple plot. A girl is told they are going to be in an advert, they have to kiss a couple of guys whilst blindfolded. The blindfold comes on and the models are swapped for chimps, which the unknowing femmes then willingly snog. It’s gross. And awesome.
I Wikipedierd the legal status of bestiality: “In many jurisdictions, all forms of zoophilic acts are prohibited; others outlaw only the mistreatment of animals, without specific mention of sexual activity. In the UK, Section 63 of the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008 (also known as the Extreme Pornography Act) outlaws images of a person performing or appearing to perform an act of intercourse or oral sex with an animal (whether dead or alive).“
So I guess strictly speaking it is legal, lucky you Mr Tarrant, close call, I would have well dobbed him in. Now watch the inter-species snog fest: