Dream job alert.
This guy is betting everything he owns on Bitcoin getting even bigger.
Robots are taking everyone's jobs, even drug dealers.
What a lad.
When satire goes full circle.
As if Easter wasn't good enough already.
If you can't stand chocolate, this one's for you.
These two really don't seem to like each other.
Wheel of shame.
And you thought your first day on the job was bad.
Never say that the dick pic doesn't have its uses.
Cheer up Benny.
Too much of a good thing.
Ain't no coming back from this one.
This is an incredible story. Just wait until the punchline.
Sort it out Mexico.
These videos never get old.
How times change.
This is absolutely brutal.
This is absolutely unbelievable when you see it in slow motion.
It's written by the creator of Sons Of Anarchy and stars a ripped Jake Gyllenhaal.
You'll never guess who it is.
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