Body Builder Had To Call In Firefighters After Getting His Penis Stuck In A Dumbbell Weight
I’m sure we all know that there’s a hole in…
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The World’s Oldest Cat Has Died At The Age Of 32
That’s 144 in cat years.
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Facebook Has Finally Removed Their Feature That Lets Ads Reach ‘Jew Haters’
It wasn’t very kosher.
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The Foo Fighters Opened Their Own Pub In East London Last Night
Very East London.
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Aldi Is Launching A Budget Three Litre Bottle Of Prosecco
Just when you think Aldi can’t get any better.
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Hermit Crab Wears Horrifying Doll’s Head Due To Lack Of Affordable Housing
It’s like a scene from Toy Story.
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16 Year Old Schoolgirl Reveals Bonkers Details Of R. Kelly’s Sex Slave Agenda
Surely she can’t be making all this up?
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There Is Officially A World Championship For Microsoft Office
Know anyone who might want to enter?
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Paris Hilton Is Happy Trump Watched Her Sex Tape And Thinks His Rape Accusers Just Want ‘Attention’
Feminism in 2017 everyone.
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Donald Trump Instantly Regrets Retweeting This Scathing Message
You can’t make this stuff up.
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One Woman Was Photoshopped By 18 Different Countries, Here Are The Results
Beauty standards from across the globe.
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Man Discovers Horrific Half Scorpion/Half Spider Creature In His Family Home
It can grow large enough to eat birds.
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This Company Will Pay You To Travel The World And Drink Whiskey
Where do I sign up?
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‘IT’ Just Released Two New Trailers And They Are Pure Nightmare Fuel
We all float down here.
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Here’s The Sinister Reason The Royal Family Have To Travel With An Extra Outfit
An outfit for every occasion.
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Beyonce’s New Waxwork At Madame Tussaud’s Looks Absolutely Nothing Like Her
Who said this was OK?
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The Trailer For Charlie Sheen’s 9/11 Movie Is Here And It Looks Truly Awful
I guess a gig’s a gig.
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The Japanese PM’s Wife Pretended Not To Speak English To Avoid Talking To Trump
Hats off to this woman.
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Robot Is Gifted With Intelligence; Immediately Decides To Commit Suicide
‘I never asked for this life.’
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We’ve Been Charging Our Smartphones Wrong All This Time
If you want to preserve the battery, do it this way.
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This Pregnant Woman Wore A Voice Changing Chewbacca Mask While Giving Birth
Her screams came out in Wookie.
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Mr Doodle Wants Us All To Take Things A Little Less Seriously
Sam Cox has developed his distinctive oddball drawing style into a career.
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The Rock Just Got Owned On Twitter Over His ‘Jumanji’ Remake
It’s not often you see The Rock getting completely decimated like this.
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Here’s The Time Liam Gallagher Accidentally Predicted 9/11 On Live TV
Classic Liam Gallagher.
