Hardly Banksy is it?
Gotta control yourself.
Another Hollywood creep.
As the connoisseur of viral videos that you no doubt are, it’s highly like that you saw the one doing the rounds...
It's the new height of fashion.
Surely it was just a bit of banter.
Totally deranged behaviour.
He might even be a goner by Christmas.
These are the facts mate.
He was caught in the act on CCTV.
In these cases, you can't really argue that they don't deserve it.
Can't get caught more red-handed than this.