"I told you this was war."
We've been living a lie.
He had only ordered some clothes.
This would be good.
Dumbest drug dealer ever.
Here we go again.
They don't always fall that hard.
The world is yours.
Of course he did.
Complete and utter baller.
Ever the connoisseur of death metal.
Get ready for the drop.
The noise as his fist hits the face is pure poetry.
What do you think happened?
These Pokémon Go stories just get more and more stupid.
Not such a good look.
*Vomit not included.
I wonder if he even knows he's spelling it incorrectly.
That trusty rear naked choke.
Be careful if you're in the area.
'The music game has changed differently.'