Oh the humanity!
Damn that must've hurt.
Ouch.
She's done it again.
Good riddance.
Not again.
Oh wow.
What a shocker.
Unbelievable.
Someone's been down the rabbit hole.
Another blow for Katie.
The Pussycat Dolls are being slut shamed.
Haters.
The jammiest member of One Direction.
Congrats.
Can you blame them?
Trendsetter.
Les Dennis is kicking himself right now.
Cheeky.
Something's got to give.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Think before you Tweet.
It's entitled 'Got No Fans'.
They look really depressed don't they.
Cowell sent them 90K at a fundraiser last year.
Well, it was only a matter of time before this happened wasn't it?
James Arthur has been dropped from Simon Cowell's record label after recording a lyric that was seen to be promoting terrorism. Whoops.
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