Some people have all the luck, and one of those people is Liam Payne who seems to be smashing life harder than all his former One Direction bandmates put together.

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Liam told GQ that his recent Hugo Boss undies photoshoot alongside Victoria’s Secret model Stella Maxwll was like shooting ‘soft-core porn’ as he and the model got drunk on tequila beforehand to loosen up:

There was a lot of tequila involved for this shoot. It just ended up being a lot more naked than I thought it was – and for [Stella] as well.  She was also naked.

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If you don’t know who Stella Maxwell is, now’s a good time to get acquainted:

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So not only is Liam Payne rich as hell and part of one of the most successful boy bands in history, he also dated and has a kid with Cheryl Cole, is ‘shooting soft-core porn’ with Victoria’s Secret models, and is currently dating an absolute babe in Maya Henry too:

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Goddammit, what a jammy little prick.  I think we all have no choice but to hate the guy on this evidence. And he’s still only 26! Sigh…

Meanwhile, Harry Styles is accused of offering a homeless Spanish dude cash to ‘have fun’ with him at a hotel. I know which One D member I’d rather be.