Oscars 2013 – How To Not Sound Like A Dick When You Talk About Them
The Oscars are coming and so are terrible conversations with people you hate who pretend they love “film”. Prepare yourself. With Sick Chirpse’s Guide To The Oscars 2013.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 27 Roundup
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 25 Roundup
QPR keep two clean sheets. Demba Ba does an impression of Adam Ant. Man Utd keep on winning. When the fvck is Abramovich gonna sack Rafa? Gareth Bale still looks like a monkey.
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A Day In The Life Of Batman_LDN
Batman_LDN has been kind of quiet on Sick Chirpse recently, but he’s back with a fascinating, hard hitting documentary all about his daily life.
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Who Ate All The Pies? Michael Johnson Apparently.
When Premiership footballers go bad…Michael Johnson was once an England all star youngster lighting up the Premiership – now he’s a fat 24 year-old coming to a kebab shop near you.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Christmas Roundup
Aston Villa are still shit. RVP is the one. Why don’t Chelsea give Lamps a contract? Super Mario basically isn’t allowed to play for Man City anymore. The Premiership had a busy Xmas.
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Capital One Cup Match Up – Youth VS Experience
Capital One are getting desperate and have enlisted the help of the QPR and Norwich mascots as well as massive douche Andy Townsend to promote the competition. Pathetic.
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Song Dissection – will.i.am feat. Britney Spears: Scream and Shout
This is what happens when you merge “The Voice” with “The X-Factor”
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Best New Tumblr Find – Bad Kids Jokes
This is probably the funniest tumblr we have ever featured but will probably only appeal to you if you find jokes like the one above or ‘what do you call a dickhead?’ ‘A dickhead’ funny.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 16 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
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Parrington Jackson – Have Bristol Finally Shat Out A Good Band?
Bristol has a massive music scene for one reason – no bands ever make it out so they hang around playing music. Have Bristol finally shat out a band that are good? Maybe. Here’s Parrington Jackson.
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Pizza Hut Launch Brand New Perfume – Eau De Pizza Hut
Pizza Hut launch brand new perfume called Eau De Pizza Hut. Limited edition 110 bottles made available for fans who win their online Facebook competition. What is wrong with people?
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 15 Roundup
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.
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Man Vs Food Vs Spurs
Man VS Food’s Adam Richman isn’t just a massive fan of food – apparently he also loves Tottenham Hotspur. Who would have thought it? Here’s a video of him going mental over Gareth Bale and the like and bursting into tears as he finally sees the hallowed turf.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 14 Roundup
No one got the sack this week. Southampton’s Goalie has a ‘mare. Rafa doesn’t want Chelsea to score. If your club is from Manchester they will win. If your club is called QPR – there is a chance that not even Harry can save you.
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I Went To See A Clock Opera Gig On A Boat. It Was Shit.
Sick Chirpse take a trip to Thekla (the boat that they filmed Skins on) to watch Clock Opera. How shit was it? You have no fvcking idea.
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Harry Redknapp’s Ultimate World XI?
Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the Hoops? More importantly who would his Ultimate XI be? Courtesy of FIFA 13 we bring you Redknapp’s World XI.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 13 Roundup
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 12 Roundup
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
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What Girls Think Of The Word C**t
Ever felt frightened, disgusted and appauled by the C-word? Ever cried when someone called you the Big-C? Ever cut yourself while thinking about vaginas? A young ladies’ thoughts on the word CUNT, vajazzling, opression and feminine hygeine.
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Best New Tumblr Find: Models Who Just Farted
Nobody really likes models because they look way better than us. So looking at pictures of them when they look like they just farted and look really awkward makes everyone feel way better about themselves.
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Dressing Gowns Are For Cunts
I’m going to tell you in eight reasonably short points (whilst you’re sitting there fondling your genitals through your silk robe), why dressing gowns are for cunts.
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Batman_LDN Interviews Foreign Beggars
Money coming out of speakers, live animals on stage and whether David Hasslehoff is a badman or beggin’, here’s what the boys had to say.
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How To Do A Sick Chirpse On Victoria Pendleton
Batman_LDN is at it again, this week turning his attention to Olympic cyclist Victoria Pendleton.
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How To Do A Sick Chirpse On Kim Kardashian
Batman_LDN is back and this week he’s getting it on with Kim Kardashian.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week Two
Week Two is gone now. Have you stormed the league this week? Have your 15 transfers in week one helped you in the slightest? Or are you still shit at this managing malarky?
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We Sent Batman_LDN To Boomtown Fair And Here’s The Video
If you saw the pictures you’re probably dying to know what Batman_LDN got up to at Boomtown Festival. Here’s the video.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week One
Week one is over and the dust has settled. Aguero is injured. Michu is apparently sick and some bloke with a shit named team is top of the league. Who would’ve thought it?
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Sick Chirpse X Awesome Merch Competition!
This is the one guys and girls! We’ve been hyping up this competition for a while now, and after a brief drunken meeting with Awesome Merch over the weekend, it’s finally happening!
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Competition
Do you see yourself as the next Fergie? A tinkerman extraordinaire? Are you the real Special One? Whatever your managing style Sick Chirpse has the league for you.
