Cry me a river.
Looks good to tme.
Here we go again.
Peter Andre doesn't deserve this.
Prepare to have your face blown off this Xmas.
I never sausage a gruesome murder.
There's no coming back from this.
Gonna be a spicy Xmas.
Perfect for the BBQ.
The perfect gift this Sunday.
Quorn sausages need to be called Quorn tubes now too in the crackdown on food labels.
Gotta love Christmas.
Get in my belly now.
This is getting out of hand.
Terms like 'vegetarians sausages' and 'vegan bacon' are no longer going to be allowed to be used.
Crime of the century.
The all day breakfast wrap has arrived.
Even more ridiculous than the Naked Chicken Taco.
'They pulled out some grilled meat, sausages, and fish and started eating them and throwing them at us.'
It's essentially a sausage and bean melt on a pizza.