Binary Reviews: The Goonies
It’s The Goonies’ turn to be subjected to a Binary Review. What’s in store for the treasure-hunting kids? Do they get a 0 or a 1?
It’s The Goonies’ turn to be subjected to a Binary Review. What’s in store for the treasure-hunting kids? Do they get a 0 or a 1?
We went down to Boomtown festival this year and had an amazing time once again. Here’s what went down.
In an ever saturated toy market, we look to Queenie the pug dog for her expert opinions on the matter.
If you’re looking for a film that will seriously mess with your head, The Conjuring is it.
Jason Derulo gives advice on how to remain in the friend zone.
We’ve all heard about disgusting movies before from a weird mate of ours and now Sick Chirpse has compiled a list of ten films that will make you lose faith in life itself.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round-Up. Premiership round up for the season. Who came out on top? What lucky managers won some free shit?
Sick Chirpse pulls on its red speedo’s and goes toe to toe with Injustice, a new fighting game from the makers of Mortal Kombat.
Following 2009’s movie, Amazon and Lovefilm have teamed up to make a Zombieland TV series in an attempt to compete with Netflix. Too little too late?
Aliens: Colonial Marines has been hailed as the sequel to James Cameron’s Aliens film, so I guess we’re ignoring Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, AVP and AVP requiem then.
Sick Chirpse takes a peek at the best boobs in the gaming business with this review of Tomb Raider.
It’s sci-fi, it’s fantasy, it’s period drama, it’s romance, it’s action, it’s gritty espionage, it’s comedy, it’s cinema.
After the gentler of series opener Be Right Back, White bear goes right for the jugular.
Kathryn Bigelow VS Bret Easton Ellis via Twitter. Is she really just an “overrated” director? Is her critical acclaim based on the fact that she’s a “very hot woman” – Bret Easton Ellis thinks so…
Bristol has a massive music scene for one reason – no bands ever make it out so they hang around playing music. Have Bristol finally shat out a band that are good? Maybe. Here’s Parrington Jackson.
Sick Chirpse take a trip to Thekla (the boat that they filmed Skins on) to watch Clock Opera. How shit was it? You have no fvcking idea.
JGL is reprising his role from The Dark Knight Rises and is going to be taking up the mantle of the cape crusader for the new Justice League film due for release in 2015.
There are two sides to every lie: the tale of a Frenchman conning a whole American family. And maybe more…
Ocean floor deep, Synkro’s new EP is a lesson in electronic soul.
Brap or Crap comes home to Birmingham to check out the buzz surrounding Bodega.
More cringe worthy than your nan watching a donkey smut storyline on Emmerdale.
A television review of Loose Women, an ITV panel show fronted by middle aged celebrities.
A review of Neeson’s best performance yet in the meaty thriller The Grey – complete with a fact you may never have known!
Amazingly three of the shittest wordsmiths have got together and produced a cringe-tastic track about going to the gym and “bustin waaaightsâ€. This video really is hard to watch all the way through, I laughed, cried and then pitied their existence.
Tancredi is the story of one man and his quest to save the galaxy from a star about to go supernova. It reads more like the Canterbury Tales than a sci-fi blockbuster though.
I went to All Star Lanes and got burgers instead of bowling. Pretty good idea.