Hilarious And Confusing Book Cover Art
A hand picked sample of some of the weirdest and/or crappiest book cover pictures ever. Expect a chortle and a raised eyebrow as we judge books by their covers.
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Binary Reviews: The Goonies
It’s The Goonies’ turn to be subjected to a Binary Review. What’s in store for the treasure-hunting kids? Do they get a 0 or a 1?
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Sick Chirpse Life Hacks #2
You guys loved our life hacks so much that we’re back with some more to make your life that little bit easier.
Boomtown Festival Review
We went down to Boomtown festival this year and had an amazing time once again. Here’s what went down.
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Five Names To Brighten Up Your Boring Wi-Fi Connection
As you get ready to move into your new uni digs make sure you set the standard with the best Wi-Fi network name in your area.
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Pug Toy Critic Will Melt Your Heart
In an ever saturated toy market, we look to Queenie the pug dog for her expert opinions on the matter.
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Grown Ups 2: Sandler And Company Molest Our Memories
A review of Adam Sandler’s latest cinematic offering. Beware, scatological humour aplenty.
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‘The Conjuring’ Is Mentally Disturbing
If you’re looking for a film that will seriously mess with your head, The Conjuring is it.
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Jason Derulo Gives Advice On How To Stay In The Friendzone
Jason Derulo gives advice on how to remain in the friend zone.
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10 Films That Will Make You Lose Faith In Life Itself
We’ve all heard about disgusting movies before from a weird mate of ours and now Sick Chirpse has compiled a list of ten films that will make you lose faith in life itself.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Season Review – Who Won The Big Sick Chirpse Merch?
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round-Up. Premiership round up for the season. Who came out on top? What lucky managers won some free shit?
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We Got Really Stoned And Played Injustice For 6 Hours Straight: Here’s What We Thought
Sick Chirpse pulls on its red speedo’s and goes toe to toe with Injustice, a new fighting game from the makers of Mortal Kombat.
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Amazon And Lovefilm Team Up To Make ‘Zombieland’ TV Series In A Final Attempt To Compete Against Netflix – But Is It Too Late?
Following 2009’s movie, Amazon and Lovefilm have teamed up to make a Zombieland TV series in an attempt to compete with Netflix. Too little too late?
Aliens: Colonial Marines Review
Aliens: Colonial Marines has been hailed as the sequel to James Cameron’s Aliens film, so I guess we’re ignoring Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, AVP and AVP requiem then.
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Video Games: Tomb Raider Review
Sick Chirpse takes a peek at the best boobs in the gaming business with this review of Tomb Raider.
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Cloud Atlas Receives UK Release, Finally – Go See It
It’s sci-fi, it’s fantasy, it’s period drama, it’s romance, it’s action, it’s gritty espionage, it’s comedy, it’s cinema.
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Oscars 2013 – How To Not Sound Like A Dick When You Talk About Them
The Oscars are coming and so are terrible conversations with people you hate who pretend they love “film”. Prepare yourself. With Sick Chirpse’s Guide To The Oscars 2013.
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Was Last Night’s Episode Of Black Mirror The Blackest Mirror Yet?
After the gentler of series opener Be Right Back, White bear goes right for the jugular.
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Kathryn Bigelow – Male Gigolo?
Kathryn Bigelow VS Bret Easton Ellis via Twitter. Is she really just an “overrated” director? Is her critical acclaim based on the fact that she’s a “very hot woman” – Bret Easton Ellis thinks so…
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Parrington Jackson – Have Bristol Finally Shat Out A Good Band?
Bristol has a massive music scene for one reason – no bands ever make it out so they hang around playing music. Have Bristol finally shat out a band that are good? Maybe. Here’s Parrington Jackson.
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I Went To See A Clock Opera Gig On A Boat. It Was Shit.
Sick Chirpse take a trip to Thekla (the boat that they filmed Skins on) to watch Clock Opera. How shit was it? You have no fvcking idea.
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt To Play Batman In Justice League
JGL is reprising his role from The Dark Knight Rises and is going to be taking up the mantle of the cape crusader for the new Justice League film due for release in 2015.
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Film Review: The Imposter
There are two sides to every lie: the tale of a Frenchman conning a whole American family. And maybe more…
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Synkro – Broken Promise EP – Review
Ocean floor deep, Synkro’s new EP is a lesson in electronic soul.
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Brap Or Crap: Bodega
Brap or Crap comes home to Birmingham to check out the buzz surrounding Bodega.
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Facejacker: Talk To Me
More cringe worthy than your nan watching a donkey smut storyline on Emmerdale.
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THE LOOSE WOMEN CHALLENGE
A television review of Loose Women, an ITV panel show fronted by middle aged celebrities.
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THE GREY: NEESON SHITS ON LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD
A review of Neeson’s best performance yet in the meaty thriller The Grey – complete with a fact you may never have known!
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WORLD’S WORST RAPPERS
Amazingly three of the shittest wordsmiths have got together and produced a cringe-tastic track about going to the gym and “bustin waaaightsâ€. This video really is hard to watch all the way through, I laughed, cried and then pitied their existence.
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TANCREDI – BOOK REVIEW
Tancredi is the story of one man and his quest to save the galaxy from a star about to go supernova. It reads more like the Canterbury Tales than a sci-fi blockbuster though.
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