How much sex is too much?
Neymar is one ruthless bastard.
She sure showed him.
Neymar has no choice but to kill him.
Swings and roundabouts.
The Drake curse is real.
Genuinely never seen anything like this.
Nothing unites humanity more than Chelsea losing.
There is a God.
Another one for the collection.
French model Virginie Caprice has kicked off a campaign for Zlatan Ibrahimovic to win FIFA's 2013-14 Ballon d'Or. Check out the snaps...
A cafe in Paris has started serving a massive burger named after their hero Zlatan Ibrahimovic - check it out here.
Nike always make sick adverts so it's no surprise that they've teamed up with the biggest sickhead in the modern game.