The worst thing about being injured or sick is having to stay at home resting up all day, complaining and feeling completely useless while everyone else fusses over you and takes care of you.

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When you’re as rich and famous as Neymar though, you just jump on a plane to Barcelona and go hang out with your new girlfriend who just so happens to be 27-year-old Spanish model Noa Saez. 

All right for some:

 

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A post shared by Noa Sáez (@noasaaez) on Aug 10, 2019 at 12:56pm PDT

 

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A post shared by Noa Sáez (@noasaaez) on Nov 2, 2019 at 7:00am PDT

 

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A post shared by Noa Sáez (@noasaaez) on May 16, 2019 at 6:08am PDT

 

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A post shared by Noa Sáez (@noasaaez) on Aug 10, 2018 at 5:22am PDT

Jammy bastard.

Everyone’s wondering when Neymar will be back from injury, some are even saying he’ll return after the international break, but having seen these photos of Noa Saez – do you really think Neymar gives a shit? He’s hanging out in Barcelona with his model girlfriend, probably eating grapes and getting pissed by the pool in the sunshine all day. Football can wait. If only being on the injured list was as awesome for the rest of us.

P.S. Loving the ring in the first pic (go have another look if you missed it).

No wonder you’ve got YouTubers pretending to be him in order to pick up girls.