We Went To See The New Evil Dead Movie – Could It Live Up To The Standard Set By The Original?
The much-anticipated horror remake is finally here and the Chirpse passes judgement. Groovy!
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Amazon And Lovefilm Team Up To Make ‘Zombieland’ TV Series In A Final Attempt To Compete Against Netflix – But Is It Too Late?
Following 2009’s movie, Amazon and Lovefilm have teamed up to make a Zombieland TV series in an attempt to compete with Netflix. Too little too late?
Holy Crap Look At The Trailer For Elysium
The dude behind District 9 has a new film out later this year. Sick Chirpse has seen the trailer and we are drooling with anticipation.
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Iran To Sue Hollywood Over Argo
The Iranians weren’t impressed with how they were portrayed in Oscar-winning flick Argo. But they’re not going to waste their time giving it crap ratings on IMDB – instead, they’re going to sue Hollywood.
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After Earth, Before The Backlash
M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie looks even worse than you’re expecting it to be after hearing the phrase “M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie…”
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We Explain Why Your Film Choices Suck
Stop rotting your brains on remakes – watch the real, beautiful, and subtitled, deal.
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Oscars 2013 – How To Not Sound Like A Dick When You Talk About Them
The Oscars are coming and so are terrible conversations with people you hate who pretend they love “film”. Prepare yourself. With Sick Chirpse’s Guide To The Oscars 2013.
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American Psycho Musical Is Coming To London
You’ve seen him wielding an axe, you’ve seen him feed a stray cat into an ATM, now watch him get his jazz hands covered in blood. American Psycho – The Musical come to London.
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VIDEO: Hyena Eating An Elephant’s Butt Before The Elephant’s Butt Explodes In The Hyena’s Face
It’s Friday, we’re high and we’ve got nothing better to do than watch stupid videos on YouTube, and this stupid video really does take things to another level.
Wayne’s World – Top Ten Babes
Wayne’s World. Wayne’s World. Party Time. Excellent. Wayne lists his top ten babes – but this was back in 1991 – so it’s kind of turned into top ten milfs. Party on Wayne.
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Young Christopher Walken Looks Exactly Like Scarlett Johansson
You might think that Scarlett Johansson and Christopher Walken look nothing like each other, and I would definitely agree with you. But when Christoper Walken was younger, boy was it a different story.
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Kathryn Bigelow – Male Gigolo?
Kathryn Bigelow VS Bret Easton Ellis via Twitter. Is she really just an “overrated” director? Is her critical acclaim based on the fact that she’s a “very hot woman” – Bret Easton Ellis thinks so…
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Nicolas Cage Acting In Movies He Wasn’t Even In
Nic Cage is an awesome dude and a favourite at Sick Chirpse. Here’s some golden, long-lost footage of him acting in movies that he wasn’t even in.
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt To Play Batman In Justice League
JGL is reprising his role from The Dark Knight Rises and is going to be taking up the mantle of the cape crusader for the new Justice League film due for release in 2015.
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Mitt Romney Spotted At Twilight Movie
When you lose a US Presidential election, there’s only one place you can turn for comfort: The Twilight Saga.
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The Hulk Is Getting A New Movie. Again.
Bana tried it and fucked it. Edward Norton was solid but Marvel fucked him. Has Mark Ruffalo got what it takes to take Bruce Banner and his better half all the way to box office glory? The Hulk is getting a reboot. Again.
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Childhood Movies…Re-Cut!
Your favourite films growing up as a kid…edited into something really stupid.
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Teenage Mutant Alien Turtles
Michael Bay goes all alien with the turtles! Radical dude.
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Twins Squeal Triplets – Staring Eddie Murphy
Been hanging on for that Twins sequel?
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OSCARS REVIEW 2012 – PRANKS, SPECIAL THANKS AND VERY LITTLE TOM HANKS
Sick Chripse looks back at the Oscars, Hollywood’s annual dick measuring contest.
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THE OSCARS 2012 – A PREVIEW OF THE WORLD’S MOST SELF-INDULGENT AWARDS SHOW
We look forward to the Oscars 2012 – how many gags will Billy Crystal make about the recession?
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GREAT MISOGYNISTIC MOMENTS IN CINEMA HISTORY (PART ONE)
The greatest scenes of cinematic sexism ever released in mainstream cinema.
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TRUE GRIT REVIEW – THE COENS HEAD FOR THE HILLS
Drew Larabee muses over the Coen Brothers’ latest offering
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BLACK SWAN REVIEW — LESBIANS, BLOOD & BALLET
Nina (Natalie Portman) is cast as the lead in a production of Swan Lake in New York by forceful director Thomas Leroy (Vincent Cassel) but quickly finds out balancing the angelic elements of the White Swan with the ferociousness aspects to the Black Swan is a difficult and unnerving task.
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