The Redtube Album
My housemate decided to make a whole album from sampling smut movies.
Google Search Engine – An Insight Into Our Souls?
Google’s predictive search gives us an insight into the questions that you want answers to.
MAN FITS WHOLE BODY THROUGH A TENNIS RACKET
An entertainer has set the record for fitting his body through a tennis racket 4 times in under a minute.
SHIT TATTOOS
Rosie Brovent, from a trailer park in Ohio, is seeking the equivalent of £6000 damages from her (now ex) boyfriend after he tattooed a massive turd on her back. Rosie requested a scene from the mystical story of Narnia but signed her rights away on a document stating that she would allow the tattoo to …
SEEING A 3D MOVIE? USE PROTECTION
A woman has claimed that she became pregnant after seeing a 3D movie.
NEW WAVE OF SUPERHEROES DISCOVERED – MAGNETBOYS
Various young boys from around the world are claiming to have magnetic bodies.
REAL LIFE PETER PAN – THE WOMAN WHO REFUSES TO GROW UP
We’ve all had a time where we wished that we could remain as children forever, with little else to worry about other than who has to be ‘it’ in hide and seek.
PASTAFARIANISM – THE NEW RELIGION
A stand against ID photo restrictions inspires a new noodle based religion.
THE TIT TRUCK
A new service seen in the form of an ice cream van with a boob on the top of it, offering support to mothers who choose to breastfeed in public.
WOMAN FINDS THIRD NIPPLE ON HER FOOT
With nipples popping up all over the place, namely on tit-trucks and baby dolls, we are excited to bring you some new nipple news.
M1 CLOSURE TRIGGERS RANDOM SPOT OF IRONING
Man takes ironing to new extremes. Apparently he’s not the only one as we look into a subculture known as ‘extreme ironing.’
PERVERT MAN-NEQUIN WITH A FOOT FETISH
Man disguised as a mannequin spies in ladies toilets. Not to catch a quick glimpse of their snatch – but to take pictures of their feet obviously.
POSTMAN ‘DUMPS’ A STRANGE PACKAGE IN MAN’S GARDEN
A postman gets caught short on his round so decides to take a dump in a customer’s garden. As you do.
STOP…WAIT….BEND OVER
Have you ever thought that a set of traffic lights needed to be sexed up? The Dutch do.
PUCKER UP! THAI KISSATHON BREAKS RECORDS
Thai couples swap saliva in an attempt for the world’s longest smooch
BABY GYMNASTICS – REVOLUTIONARY NEW PARENTING TECHNIQUE?
The russians seem to have taken liberal parenting to a whole new extreme
