Girl Sends Out 1,200 Job Applications Over Three Years, Finally Gets A Job… At McDonald’s
Have to respect it.
Any guesses how this McProposal turned out?
Now THIS is how you bring back a mascot.
This guy is an insult to the legend of the Hamburglar.
Taking it to the limit.
“McDonald’s kills more people than marijuana.”
He called it a ‘dirty protest’ – we’re thinking bath salts.
That’s no way to make new American friends.
He’s not lovin’ it anymore.
You guessed it – it hasn’t aged a bit since 2009.
Over evaluation of the century right there.
It’s the egg in the Big Breakfast we’re worried about…
It’s moments like this that make me glad I didn’t have social media when I was a kid.
Items on the breakfast menu include cold drip coffee (hip), four cheese toast on sourdough (hipper), porridge with poached pear (even hipper thanks to alliteration) and chorizo and egg on a brioche bun (hippest).
Those Muslim ideals and hatred towards Western corporations go out of the window when you need to stay awake.