This is just getting silly.
Why did he make that up?
The King Of Instagram.
Sounds like a barrel of laughs.
Climb to the top of the tallest mountain in the world without leaving you couch.
Yippee Ki Yay!
The girl can't help it.
Seems a bit harsh.
Not as cool as the movies.
And they say romance is dead.
50 shades of beef.
Players gotta play.
Long before the days of Instagram.
What the hell is going on in this guy's brain?
The most popular show on television comes to life.
Shut the fuck up bitch.
That's gotta hurt.
Brutal assessment of his performance in the sack.