Kim Jong-Un Wins First North Korean Election By 100% Margin – Wait, What?
For Kim, it’s the first time an election has been held since he inherited power after the death of his father, the equally screwed up Kim Jong Il, in 2011.
For Kim, it’s the first time an election has been held since he inherited power after the death of his father, the equally screwed up Kim Jong Il, in 2011.
A month after murdering his uncle, Kim Jong Un has now rid the world of any last traces of him by executing his entire family.
Following on from yesterday, Dennis Rodman’s behaviour becomes even more bizarre as he sings happy birthday to Kim Jong Un in front of a packed stadium in North Korea.
Dennis Rodman is over in North Korea with a team of retired NBA pros playing basketball for Kim Jong-Un’s birthday, but he had somewhat of a bizarre meltdown when interviewed by CNN about the situation.
Turns out Kim Jong Un’s uncle was stripped naked, thrown into a cage and eaten alive by a pack of ravenous dogs that had been starved for 5 days.
Turns out Kim Jong Un was “very drunk†when he recently ordered the execution of two of his closest aides, before also ordering the execution of his own uncle Jang Song-thaek.
Dennis Rodman has been in North Korea the past week visiting his good buddy Kim Jong-un. This is what went down on the trip.
Dennis Rodman enjoyed his trip to North Korea so much that he’s gone back for another visit. What will he and Kim Jong Un get up to this time?
Kim Jong Un has had his girlfriend executed via machine gun firing squad after he found out she’d filmed a sex tape.
Meet Kenji Fujimoto, the former personal chef to Kim Jong Il. He escaped from North Korea and is now giving insights into the wacky world of his ex-boss.
Fattest and weirdest Korean guy has an even weirder food fetish. Watch and become shit-scared as his laugh and belly eat into your soul…
There’s only one man who can sort out the North Korean situation and it isn’t Dennis Rodman – it’s Batman_LDN.
Probably not to be honest, but stuff is escalating over there and Martyl Langsdorf did foreshadow a lot of the nuclear problems the world would face with the creation of The Doomsday Clock, so you never know.
Turns out that you can rectify any grave situation by playing some funk music over the top.
With tensions rising between both countries, we here at Sick Chirpse are here to hold your hand and talk you through it all. It’s North Korea VS America!
Recently here at Sick Chirpse we noticed an increase in cannibalism on the news. This dark fad just took a turn for the worst in long suffering North Korea.
North Korea’s launched a satellite into orbit and it’s now out of control. This wouldn’t be bad apart from the fact that it’s probably not a satellite and probably a nuke. Oh well, happy 21.12.2012 everybody.
North Korea’s richest fatty boom batty bags himself a new bit of skirt despite being a complete thug.