Kim Jong-un Just Killed Someone With A Flamethrower
What is this guy like eh? Kim Jong-un has just had one of his officials executed with a flamethrower after deciding he was an ‘enemy of the state’.
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North Korean Men Now Required To Get Kim Jong-un’s Haircut
The DPRK has announced today that ALL men should have the same haircut as Kim Jon-un. Mental. Here’s a short history of the country’s hair fascism…
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Kim Jong-Un Wins First North Korean Election By 100% Margin – Wait, What?
For Kim, it’s the first time an election has been held since he inherited power after the death of his father, the equally screwed up Kim Jong Il, in 2011.
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Inside North Korea: Unbelievable Excerpts From UN Report #5
The deep dark world of detention and torture in North Korean prisons: thousands of political “criminals” locked away and tortured without even knowing why.
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Inside North Korea: Unbelievable Excerpts From UN Report #3
The UN’s recent and damning human rights report on the DPRK covers all aspects of life. Here we look at abuse to women, people with disabilities and the poor.
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Inside North Korea: Unbelievable Excerpts From UN Report #2
How can a regime in such a poor country keep its population so blinkered from the wider world? Here’s how: a meticulously complete information blackout.
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Inside North Korea: Unbelievable Excerpts From UN Report #1
What’s it actually like to live in North Korea? Why don’t people escape? Why no revolution? This series answers those questions and many more.
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North Korean Death Camp Inmate Releases Bleak Cartoons Of Ordeal
The UN have released a report detailing North Korea’s immense human rights failings. They included some poignant cartoons drawn by a former death camp inmate.
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Kim Jong-Un Executes His Uncle’s Entire Family
A month after murdering his uncle, Kim Jong Un has now rid the world of any last traces of him by executing his entire family.
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Pacman & Peso Fresh From North Korea Do Drunken Sky News Interview
Pacman & Peso, the rap heroes de jour. Having survived North Korea they couldn’t be arsed to stay sober for a Sky News interview. Fair enough.
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VIDEO: US Rappers Make Video In North Korea
Pacman and Peso live in a rough neighbourhood and have never left the US. Where should they film their first vid? North Korea of course. Here’s how they got on.
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VIDEO: Dennis Rodman Sings Happy Birthday To Kim Jong-Un
Following on from yesterday, Dennis Rodman’s behaviour becomes even more bizarre as he sings happy birthday to Kim Jong Un in front of a packed stadium in North Korea.
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VIDEO: Dennis Rodman Has Bizarre WWE Style Meltdown When Asked About Kim Jong-Un
Dennis Rodman is over in North Korea with a team of retired NBA pros playing basketball for Kim Jong-Un’s birthday, but he had somewhat of a bizarre meltdown when interviewed by CNN about the situation.
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Kim Jong Un Executed His Uncle By Having Him Eaten Alive By 120 Hungry Dogs
Turns out Kim Jong Un’s uncle was stripped naked, thrown into a cage and eaten alive by a pack of ravenous dogs that had been starved for 5 days.
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Kim Jong Un Was Drunk Off His Face When He Ordered A Bunch Of Executions
Turns out Kim Jong Un was “very drunk†when he recently ordered the execution of two of his closest aides, before also ordering the execution of his own uncle Jang Song-thaek.
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41 Uncensored Photos From North Korea
Photojournalist David Guttenfelder is the first man to take and upload pictures of North Korea to the Internet while still in the country.
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Dennis Rodman Announces Birth Of Kim Jong-un’s Daughter
Dennis Rodman has been in North Korea the past week visiting his good buddy Kim Jong-un. This is what went down on the trip.
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Dennis Rodman Returns To North Korea To Hang Out With His Mate Kim
Dennis Rodman enjoyed his trip to North Korea so much that he’s gone back for another visit. What will he and Kim Jong Un get up to this time?
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Kim Jong Un Has Executed His Ex Girlfriend
Kim Jong Un has had his girlfriend executed via machine gun firing squad after he found out she’d filmed a sex tape.
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Kim Jong Il’s Former Personal Chef Spills The Beans On The Crazy Korean
Meet Kenji Fujimoto, the former personal chef to Kim Jong Il. He escaped from North Korea and is now giving insights into the wacky world of his ex-boss.
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The Weirdest And Fattest Korean Guy Ever Has An Even Weirder Food Fetish
Fattest and weirdest Korean guy has an even weirder food fetish. Watch and become shit-scared as his laugh and belly eat into your soul…
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The Sick Chirpse Guide To Why North Korea Hates America
We all know North Korea hates America and wants to blow it sky high. But how did they get to this point of national hatred?
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Batman_LDN Discusses Kim Jong-un With His Rivals
There’s only one man who can sort out the North Korean situation and it isn’t Dennis Rodman – it’s Batman_LDN.
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Inside North Korean Death Camps
Shin Dong-hyuk is the only man ever to have escaped from a death camp in North Korea. Here’s his grizzly tale….
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The Creator Of The Doomsday Clock Has Died Which Obviously Means We’re All Going To Die
Probably not to be honest, but stuff is escalating over there and Martyl Langsdorf did foreshadow a lot of the nuclear problems the world would face with the creation of The Doomsday Clock, so you never know.
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Funky Korea Is Best Korea
Turns out that you can rectify any grave situation by playing some funk music over the top.
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North Korea VS America
With tensions rising between both countries, we here at Sick Chirpse are here to hold your hand and talk you through it all. It’s North Korea VS America!
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North Korea Hates Your Trendy Hairstyles
North Korea has released a list of ‘state-approved’ anti-capitalist hairstyles. Here we look at the reasons why they have adopted these new rules and the likely consequences of disobeying fat boy Kim Jong-un.
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Cannibalism On The Rise #2 – North Korea
Recently here at Sick Chirpse we noticed an increase in cannibalism on the news. This dark fad just took a turn for the worst in long suffering North Korea.
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North Korea’s Satellite Launch Is Tumbling Out Of Control And Could Possibly Destroy The World
North Korea’s launched a satellite into orbit and it’s now out of control. This wouldn’t be bad apart from the fact that it’s probably not a satellite and probably a nuke. Oh well, happy 21.12.2012 everybody.
