Imagine the scenes.
Back to work.
Is Meghan Markle getting too big for her boots?
It's going to be 'Barack', isn't it?
Is Prince Harry whipped?
Closer’s lawyers claim Kate received “exaggerated” compensation for her upset.
Our future king gives literally zero fucks.
Our future king is a dog killer.
They debated how many times the Queen has had sex in her life.
You gonna take that Wills?
Is this super creepy or actually kind of cool?
How dare he.
This is completely unacceptable.
William and Kate visited New Zealand yesterday and got properly involved with the eskimo kissing and checking out loads of bare tattooed...
With another week of blind coverage, have we had enough or royalty? We weigh up the Pros & Cons of monarchy.
Here's a run-down of the vaginas Royal Gynaecologist Marcus Setchell has treated throughout his career.
This town crier smashed the royal baby announcement. Let's get one for Sick Chirpse.
Fear not, parents-to-be. Snooki off Jersey Shore is here. Check out the letter Snooki sent to Kate Middleton offering baby advice.
How are you planning to celebrate the Royal Wedding? By collecting 220 stickers and putting them in a sticker album? Me too.