There’s A Crazy Rumour Going Around That Kate Middleton Got A BBL

Off the bat I want to say there’s about a 0.001% chance that this is true (if that), but journalistic standards are so high at Sick Chirpse that we would be remiss to not at least investigate this rumour of Kate Middleton getting a BBL, which would explain why she’s been missing for over a month.

Indeed, there’s a theory going around that Kate Middleton underwent BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift) surgery, perhaps to compete with sister Pippa Middleton (who famously stole the show at Kate & William’s wedding with her ample posterior).

The BBC initially reported that Kate Middleton was going to be in hospital for ‘up to two weeks’ with a ‘planned abdominal surgery’, the popular theory being that it was a procedure to correct a hiatal hernia. Well that doesn’t make sense because the max hospital stay for that procedure is 1-2 days, and it’s now been over 4 weeks and we’ve yet to hear a peep from Kate Middleton. Isn’t her one job to basically keep the public in the loop with Royal Family news? I would say ‘Kate Middleton gets a BBL’ or any other type of surgery would fall under that category. So what’s the hold up?

Naturally, her silence has only lent to the scuttlebutt online (pun not intended but intended):

My theory is that she’s had a bbl. https://t.co/NSqBJAwi5y

— alte-pie ✨️| r-WNC (@BlobWithAGob) February 26, 2024

Kate Middleton hasn’t been seen for about 2 months now pic.twitter.com/NN1GqBD6PD

— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) February 27, 2024

Kate Middleton walking out of Sandringham with a BBL pic.twitter.com/J8Yv71CgfU

— L (@lmxstn) February 27, 2024

Waiting for the Kate Middleton BBL reveal https://t.co/lSwo7EucBY

— Bleu (@bleuandart) February 27, 2024

Might sound crazy, but is it completely out of the question? As we’ve established, Pippa Middleton stole the show at the 2011 royal wedding, and that’s not a great look for the future Queen. With news that King Charles’s cancer could be more serious than first thought, we could be looking at a royal coronation sooner rather than later. How awesome would it be if Kate Middleton rocked up by King William’s side with a brand new BBL at his coronation, completely blowing sister Pippa out of the water? The tabloids won’t know what hit them!

Not that it’s something Kate Middleton should necessarily be concerned with, given she’s a literal Princess and all. But sporting the finest backside in the kingdom would be a pretty sweet feather in her royal cap. I guess we’ll find out the truth soon enough. Get well soon, either way!